Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Duke]

Granted, she "fans" you, but with an electric fan with the blades exposed. (said hottie is mentally unstable)



I wish I could be an invincible superhero

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but instead of fanning you with a feather or a piece of paper or something, she holds an electric fan, one of the girls gets playful and starts spraying water every where and hits the fan, electrocuting everybody except you. You are however responsible for this and charged with negligence and possible connections to a white slavery ring. You go to jail and are shanked in the shower for refusing to soap up your cellmate Bubba's buttocks.

I wish I could be an invincible superhero

Granted, but now you don't have any genitals.


I wish I could win the damn lotto jackpot tonight.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but instead of fanning you with a feather or a piece of paper or something, she holds an electric fan, one of the girls gets playful and starts spraying water every where and hits the fan, electrocuting everybody except you. You are however responsible for this and charged with negligence and possible connections to a white slavery ring. You go to jail and are shanked in the shower for refusing to wash your cellmate Bubba's buttocks.




Granted, but now you don't have any genitals.


I wish I could win the damn lotto jackpot tonight.

Granted, somehow word gets out you won a big amount of cash & decide to hold you hostage, then after you give them the cash, they still kill you!



I wish I could be a bigtime moviestar

 

[greenrage36]

Granted you are now a big-time movie star..in the beastiality genre...yeechh!!!


I wish I didn't get a double corruption on my next wish - that stung!

 

[Duke]

Granted, but now you're just an obscure member here with no friends.




I wish I didn't have to work anymore & have myself set for life.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, you lose your arms and legs in an accident at work. You're now on disability.



I wish I wasn't so apathetic about life.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted..you now care about each and every single cotton-picking thing that ever existed and drive all of your friends & family absolutely INSANE!!!


I wish I had a (sniff) friend now that I'm just a lowly obscure member...

 

[Duke]

Granted, your former self is restored, however you are now reduced to 1 wish every year.



I wish I could have an amazing, beautiful, singing voice to sing ANYTHING.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

Granted, you can sing the song "Anything" by JoJo for as long as you want.

I wish I could read people's thoughts.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but you go insane because you can't turn off the power to read minds.

I wish I had shapeshifing abilities.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

Granted, but they have to be geometric shapes.

I wish I could use cheats for Grand Theft Auto in real life.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but the game freezes and you are stuck kicking a hooker in the boob for all eternity.


I wish I could heal myself and anybody else with a simple touch.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but you lose both arms to leprosy and can't touch anybody anymore...(assuming you wanted to touch with your..uh..hands that is..lol)



I wish I didn't have the icky feeling that I have now after replying to Anubis wish...

 

[Sensi]

You will no longer have that feeling because you will no longer feel anything physically and emotionally.

I wish having to leave someone didn't hurt so badly

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, but you've left all your loved ones behind.

I wish I knew how to play the guitar.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you don't know how to play it well


I wish I knew the secret to success in all things.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but in given the secret your memory turns sucktastic and you forget in five seconds flat...



I wish I could save the whales...

 

[Sensi]

You will but then they will eat you for dinner

I wish I had more wine

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, it runs out.

I wish my life was narrated by Morgan Freeman.

 

[Sensi]

I grant your wish but then think I would like that for me; so he chooses me over you

I wish I would eat more than i do.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, you now weigh over 600 pounds.


I wish I had my own show on Food Network.

 

[Sensi]

Granted ...now you weigh over 600 pounds

I wish tomorrow wouldn't be as bad as I think it will be

 

[greenrage36]

Granted....today is dragged out to infinity...so tomorrow never comes


I wish my hamburgers would grill themselves later today...

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but while you were in the bathroom,I came by and put rat poison on your hamburgers.You die several hours later.

I wish the Guardians of OA were real.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted,they are. And they hate you. Prepare to die earthling!


I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow