Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Enriquespy]

You have them... Inserted.... Not trough the mouth.

I want an Opossum!

 

[Sensi]

You get one but it has rabies and well you know what happens to you.

I wish I could tell this huge secret I know.

 

[BlueLightning]

You can tell that huge secret, but you wont.

I wish for something to eat.

 

[Sensi]

You will have delicious grub worms and then you will feel sick.

I wish today everything goes smoothly and I have the best day ever.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted...unfortunately your day has been condensed down to one hour..and now its back to the s***heap....




I wish everyone used the word s***heap for the next 24 hours!

 

[Sensi]

they do and you get banned for it

I wish I knew what to wish for

 

[BlueLightning]

You know what you wish for, but you discover that your wish will bring an era of desolation and destruction that will last for uncountable eons until the last star dies.

I wish you didn't wish for that.

 

[Sensi]

Your wish comes true and I didn't wish that but apparently, someone else did at the same time. oopssss

I wish just for one day I could be the "it girl" in the Hype's clique. Oh yeah!

 

[TX85]

Wish granted,but turns out you can't handle the attention and so you make a new wish

I wish for snow in my town

 

[Roadkill]

Wish granted. You're pinned in your home by a massive blizzard... and power lines will be down for at least a week.

I wish that I could go to the Trans Siberian Orchestra concert in town tonight.

 

[X-Woman]

Granted. You are at the concert. But so is Seth Rogen, and someone is after him with some very large weapons.

I wish I had a trillion dollars.

 

[Roadkill]

Wish granted. The country endures massive hyper-inflation and your trillion dollars will buy you a pack of chewing gum.

I wish that my body was restored to the way it was when I was 20 years old.

 

[X-Woman]

Granted. Your body is now restored to the way it was when you were 20 years old. And your brain is restored to the way it was when you were one year old.


I wish space travel was easy.

 

[Sensi]

It is easy but extremely expensive and you can't be involved in anyway.

I wish peace on earth goodwill to men.

 

[BlueLightning]

Wish granted. But that will be your last wish.

I wish for some extended vacations.

 

[Sensi]

You will have plenty because you were fired.

I wish to sing Christmas songs with you

 

[BlueLightning]

Wish granted. We will sing Carol of the Bells, but then we will have to outsmart two funny burglars in a abandoned house.

I wish for snow in my town.

 

[Sensi]

You will have snow in your town while you are visiting a friend in another town with no snow.

I wish to get a puppy for Christmas.

 

[Roadkill]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you forgot to specify that the puppy was living.

I wish that I was a best selling SF writer.

 

[X-Woman]

Poof! You're sitting on the shelf with Philip K. Dick and William Gibson. And you never get a date again, ever.


I wish to have another vacation in Hawaii.

 

[Schlosser85]

You get one. Unfortunately it coincides with Godzilla making landfall.

I wish I had more motivation.

 

[Enriquespy]

There you go.
Too bad it doesn't include talent or resources.

I want a nice beard.

 

[BlueLightning]

You'll have a nice beard. But the original owner will come to haunt your dreams and everytime you close your eyes you'll have a vision of his in despair and suffering.

I wish to have a new car. Nothing fancy.

 

[Schlosser85]

You'll get a new car. You'll even get it for a great deal from a nice guy on craigslist.

Unfortunately, you got it for a sweet deal because the guy was a serial killer unloading a contaminated vehicle. He's also planted evidence in your house, in addition to the DNA and bloodstains in the car that you haven't noticed yet.

You're going down.

I wish I had a lot of money.

 

[Sensi]

You do but it really is only Monopoly money................. I wish people would be better citizens.