Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, you can see them now but they can also see you... everything.

I wish I could clone my gf, household chores are boring.

 

[Flash525]

Granted, except now you have two women in your life who you must keep happy whilst they both complain at you for your not doing the household chores whilst they're off shopping or at the spa, etc...

I wish dating was easy.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Don't we all? But, ok... granted! And it's soooo easy for you that it has became a hobby for you and you cannot stop dating.

I wish I could own a few houses around the world.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, all the houses you own have either squatters or massive structural damage.

I wish for a pony. Yes one of those.

 

[Flash525]

Don't we all? But, ok... granted! And it's soooo easy for you that it has became a hobby for you and you cannot stop dating.

That doesn't sound like a corrupted wish.

I wish I could own a few houses around the world.

Granted, except I'm one of your neighbours and keep you up all night. @John Bigboote is another one of your neighbours.

Edit: Beaten.

I wish for a pony. Yes one of those.

Granted, and it even has a magical horn, but it's actually a demonic Horse that goes on an impaling spree.

 

[MissMarvelous]

That doesn't sound like a corrupted wish.

It is, for you. You are "a good guy", not a player.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, and it even has a magical horn, but it's actually a demonic Horse that goes on an impaling spree.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Since my friend forgot to make a wish, I'll take his turn.

I wish I could find very good novels to read online. Not mediocre ones I seem to find lately.

 

[Flash525]

Granted, but all the online novels take several weeks to load as they’re on a really old system slower than dial-up.

I wish that I hadn’t forgot to make a wish..

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, the sands of time fall upwards for a moment and you make your wish, meanwhile due to Chaos Theory, several crucial events that needed to happen don't. Time will tell how this plays out.

I wish for infinite gold in World of Warcraft Classic.

 

[Flash525]

Granted, except that Gold now becomes worthless.

I wish Narnia existed.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, the White Witch would have words with you.

I wish for an extra 100,000 forum post points.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but in order to get those we need your credit card details. Please.

I wish I had a cool bike to move around the city.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

LMAO, oh snap, it's one of those South Park bikes that you have to control with your butt and mouth!

I wish I had a personal bubble of atmosphere, temperature controlled and sterile clean.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted but I he bubble is real and you cannot enter anything into it, otherwise it won't be sterile anymore. And no one can enter, beside you. You're now the bubble boy, just like that horrible movie.

I wish i had more confidence.

 

[Flash525]

Granted, but now you're overconfident and everyone thinks you're arrogant and obnoxious.

I wish there was more going on in my little area of the country.

 

[MissMarvelous]

everyone thinks you're arrogant and obnoxious

They already do, until they meet me.

Granted, but it's not good at all. There's a series of crimes and everyone is a suspect. you, specially.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I wish there was more going on in my little area of the country.

It begins with lights in the sky, people go missing, the Government sends in troops, explosions boom off in the distance, strange sounds echo in the woods, the power goes out and a dank thick fog rolls in... something big is going on boys.

I wish Christmas was less commercial and involved no giving gifts or Santa or decorating nonsense.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Your body hair is growing a lot, your nose is shrinking, you are turning green, your tummy is also showing quite a bit. And you feel like stealing Christmas... You are... Becoming... THE GRINCH!

I wish I could get a decent job that allows me to travel the world.amd get to actually enjoy the ride.

 

[Flash525]

You get a new job, as cruise-liner staff, thus travelling the world and enjoying the ride. Except it's on an old sailing boat that hits some rocks and gets you stranded in shark infested waters.

I wish for eternal sunshine.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You're now on a parallel Earth that has 3 F-types suns and are incinerated by the heat and radiation.

I wish all the vegetation in the Amazon fire regenerated rapidly... and takes over all of Brazil!

 

[Flash525]

Except it doesn't stop there; it spreads and encompasses the world, wiping out humanity and wildlife as it does. Technology and Humanity don't stand a chance against the sheer power of mother nature.

I wish all rubbish dumped by people in undesignated areas was (though some divine power) dumped back in their households, forcing them to get rid of said rubbish properly.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Apparently there is a lot of trash in the wild because all of it suddenly manifested in everyone's homes causes a massive explosion of trash and disease, fires break out, cities are reduced to plague-ridden ashes. Yikes.

I wish I presided over Politician Deathmatch.

 

[Zorro]

They turn on you as a sacrifice to show their ruling power

I wish to be immortal

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but in order to keep your current looks you have to eat babies for breakfast.

I wish I could have a bigger kitchen