Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Zorro]

Granted but have to sacrifice a big room like a living room

I wish to explore planets

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, you are now a NASA astronaut and can no longer return to mother Earth.

I wish I weren't allergic to my furry companion

 

[Zorro]

Granted but now your companion is allergic to you

I wish being able to breath underwater

 

[MissMarvelous]

Why, hello there, Abe!



I wish I had a big bar of Snickers Chocolate bar... Not a rotten one

 

[Zorro]

Granted but the nuts are overly salted

I wish I had a Butrerfinger chocolate bar

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, you get a "Butrerfinger" which is nothing like the real Butterfinger chocolate bar.

I wish I had bought that computer when told.

 

[Zorro]

Granted but then days later, that computer goes on a huge sale

I wish could sing

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, now you can't stop singing so you have to sing everything!!! "Look at that flyyyyy on thee waalllllll", and so on and so forth.

I wish I could eat and don't get fat

 

[Zorro]

Granted but you'll be blowing it up at the toilet every time

I wish I could dive into a poo perfectly like an Olympic swimmer

 

[MissMarvelous]

Ok, dude... But are you sure you want to dive into a pile of poo???

I wish I hadn't read that!

 

[Iceman]

Unfortunately you did

I also wish I hadn’t read that

 

[MissMarvelous]

You will not be able to sleep now, thinking of how an innocent oversight could lead some into jumping into a big pile of poo and not into a pool.

I wish I could have some arcade machines at home.

 

[Zorro]

Granted but it asks for quarters when you reach top levels

I wish walk on water

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, now you're Gawd and people will start to line up for miracles.

I wish I could have long hair

 

[Zorro]

Granted but you get lice

I wish to be emperor of the world

 

[NHawk19]

Granted right now. You get to be the guy dealing with the COVID-19 crisis, murder hornets, genocide, and all that stuff. People are constantly calling you looking for help and answers. Soon the people grow to resent your policies, and revolt.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, it only allows you to travel for 10 minutes (past / future).

I wish I had a third eye.

 

[Zorro]

Granted but you need special glasses for it

I wish for it to be winter

 

[MissMarvelous]

Alrighty, it's winter... In Africa.

I wish I could change the script of some movies

 

[Zorro]

Granted but the studios ask for changes to your scripts and order reshoots half way through filming

I wish I had x-ray vision

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Everything organic you look at gets cancer.

I wish for no memories.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, no memories but memoirs! :P

I wish i could lose weight just as fast and easy I gain it. Mofo! Is not my fault pizza, gummies and chocolates are so good!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

An old gypsy woman walks by you in the street and whispers "Thinner!"

I wish for complete peace and quiet all over the planet.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, now everyone is fearful to make ANY sound, at all.

I wish I could send a nice present to all of my family and friends, and not facing bankruptcy :P

 

[Rozen Thorne]

They all get a small package in the post, each one is perfect for the person opening it, however the carrier had an extremely contagious non-fatal virus.

I wish I could transfer my consciousness into a different body and atomize this one.