Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, your new shoes are so nice everyone wants a pair and become depressed when they cannot buy them.

I wish for a Get Out of Death card. wishing for a friend.

 

[MissMarvelous]

You wish for a friend?

But surely do know which are the genie NO-NOs, right? I can't give you the card you so desperately desire.

I wish I were able to make people see things that are not there.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, you are now a high ranking Cardinal in the Catholic Church, next in line to be Pope.

I wish I could eat the foods I was craving when I was craving them.

 

[Schlosser85]

I wish I could eat the foods I was craving when I was craving them.

Granted, but now actually getting what you want when you want it takes away the enjoyment.

I wish it was cooler weather.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, welcome to the sixth significant ice age of the planet.

I wish humans power-evolved into a single race skin color, make things so much easier. (Doesn't matter what color... green maybe)

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, now we are all green. As lizards. My Aliens, just probed silly people that lizard-people do exists.

I wish we all could have a device to send "smells" via the internet.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

All those digital odors become entwined and morph into a sentient virus, 100% of the internet is corrupted, everyone has a bad time.

I truly wish people would stop filtering their opinions with hate.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, they no longer filter their opinions with hate. Now they filter them with lurrrv. Yikes, some people are too sweet.

I wish I could spend a few days here (with no internet, no people, just the sea / some delish treats and some booze)

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, the first day of your visit is perfect, the next few days is the beginning of the worst Monsoon season is the island's history.

I wish I could make it moderately cool and temperate outside at will

 

[MissMarvelous]

Mother Earth is a little bit confused about what she's supposed to do after you play with her temperature switch. If she catches you near that contr she's gonna 50 shade your butt. That's what she said!

I wish I had learned something about my mistakes.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, you have a moment of clarity about all your mistakes and how they relate to every facet of your life, shaped you into who you are now and the realization that you had to make those mistakes that your life has been mapped out, predetermined, you're on rails to your final destination with no way to stop it.

I wish I could personally appoint the next President of the United States after interviewing "qualified" applicants.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Well, the "qualified" part is tricky but after K West's announcement, the music industry went wild, and now the following people want to run for president too:

• Britney S
• The Jonas Bros (pick one, I don't know their names)
• Paris Hilton (yes, she has one GOOD song, "Stars are Blind" - no shame about that)
• Lindsay Lohan, just because she's a little confused
• RuPaul (I'd personally pick her)
• Yoko Oh-no!

I wish I sneak into The Real Housewives' houses, without being detected and mess up their wardrobes and see what kind of dirty secrets I can find.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

*poof* you are now a cat, you can sneak about their houses with impunity, screw up all their clothes with your razor sharp claws, ruin their shoes with your kitty poo... alas you remain a cat.

I wish when people gather to do great violence hidden vents open up and they are tranked into glorious silliness and horniness.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Oh, no... imagine the amount of baby making that would be. Oh, no. oh...

I wish I could talk to my past lives me.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Here's where you find out how extremely difficult life was in the distant past, how much of a daily struggle, how brutal and short your lives were, how many wars you were a victim of, how you ached with physical and mental pain every single day. Yikes.

I wish stupid people ( really ignorant and spiteful) were automatically sterilized (after being tested for common sense and empathy, let's not get crazy)

 

[MissMarvelous]

JUST GRANTED.

I wish Oprah go extremely wild and give CARS to everyone. As many cars as her back account allows it.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

So the #1 selling car in the world is a Toyota Corolla priced at $19,600 so Oprah sitting at 2.6 billion means 132,653 people get new cars... so everyone in Sterling Heights, Michigan. Everyone else can fecking walk.

I wish the top 100 richest people in the world actually gave a crap about their fellow human beings and worked toward bettering mankind in actual beneficial ways.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, now everyone worship them as if they were gods. So heretic. So annoying. They are even talking as if they were the next Gandhi.

I wish we could get all those extinctic animals and insects back, just not dinos. We don't deserve dinos.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Whoa, that completely throws off the balance of nature leading to hundreds of millions of species crashing and burning into each other.

I wish the News media would return to a time when they just reported the cold hard facts of the news, with no spin no propaganda, and they would only get to report the news 3 times a day for an hour, no more 24 hour news cycle!

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, since they only get 3 hours a day they're killing each other (literally) to eliminate all competition AND most of the news are fake news.

I wish I could have an animal sanctuary.

 

[thangaran]

Then the ferociously muscular Sexy hunky tiger that is Ron De Santis will emerge and take over the sanctuary and give everyone Covid

I wish that cancer never existed

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted! Just granted. You won't hear me complain about that.

I wish eating salads were as much fun as in this pic:

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, Joker Venom is now in all salad dressings, the Final Solution to the Vegan problem! muhahaha!

I wish I knew every secret of every government and know a way to exploit that knowledge.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted! The problem is that Tom Cruise need those secret for Mi5584+91291.168. You better share those secrets with him, he ate the placenta!

I wish I could own a little cozy coffee shop, with some cute windows, plants, some books for people to enjoy while they are there.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, and as always 5 Starbucks open all around you.

I wish I could read an entire book just by touching it and retain all the information forever without losing any other memories.