Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[MissMarvelous]

granted, but none of them gives you "the shivers", books are now but a bunch of words. No longer excite you.

I wish I hadn't ate that burger.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, instead the burger took a bite out of you, it was rabid and now you need rabies shots, yikes!

I wish the next user wouldn't corrupt my next 3 wishes.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Since I'm corrupting this one, your next 3 wishes will automatically be corrupted. Sorry. But I can compromise.

I wish I could throw a party for all my family... and trust me, we need space.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, your party gets too wild the Policia come and arrest many of your guests.

I wish 80s Rock ambiently played around me everywhere I went.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Careful with those groupies, you know? Because they look like trouble.

I wish my allergies were gone. For good. For ever. And ever. To infinity and beyond. never to return.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I was going to type up a whole thing on what your allergies do in the beyond universe, but I bumped my water all over my keyboard and forgot what I was going to say.

I wish I had a hydrophobic keyboard.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Hehehe granted! That and a pack of rice in case it doesn't work.

I wish I hadn't such a small bladder

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your bladder is now much bigger, to accommodate the excess your body restructures your urinary tract configuration into a more efficient system, enjoy your new equipment.

I wish my body remembered what sleep was.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, God knows what happens when people don't get enough sleep



I wish I wouldn't be so distracted today.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You are granted Laser Focus, all your attention is directed to one thing and one thing only.

I wish weekends lasted another 48 hours in total.

 

[MissMarvelous]

GRANTED! That would be lovely.

I wish that mofo wouldn't be frying onions this early!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

That mofo now fries garlic at midnight (because vampires)

I wish that I was completely unaffected in every way by adverse weather conditions.

 

[MissMarvelous]

That mofo now fries garlic at midnight (because vampires)

Really??? Garlic? TO ME?!?!?!

Granted, now you will no longer have to check the weather app. I'd love to see you try :P

I wish I back wouldn't hurt so bad.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted with no corruption, I've suffered with occasional back pain, it's a gigantic b-word.

I wish everyone was forced to swear using first letter of cuss and -word ( ie. F-word, S-word, etc. )

 

[MissMarvelous]

Hah granted, I don't like cussing just for the sake of it and I don't like people that do that either.

I wish I wouldn't feel so tired all the time.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You're instantly supercharged, time seems to slow to a crawl as you casually race through your day feeling tingly and powerful beyond measure, even sitting still you vibrate your chair across the room.

I wish i had instant reload on my gear.

 

[MissMarvelous]

No more of those for you! You had enough of those, time to move that lovely b*ty God gave you. Move, Kim! Move!

I wish I could punch reality TV shows' participants in the face through the tv. Without damaging my tv.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

A simple punch traveling through fiber optic cables accelerates to light speed, the impact detonates like a bomb, decimating the person into a fine mist, the shock waves blow out windows and give everyone in the area pressure trauma.

I wish I had a better 'manly' bottom to move.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Like Kim's? granted!

I wish I could work remotely as long as I choose to.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, but you miss out on all the office gossip, politics, sucking up for promotions, and birthday cakes.

I wish the friend of my brother's wasn't so hot so I wouldn't be bothered.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Not birthday cakes!!!??? I can do without the rest of your list... but, b-day cakes?!?!?

I wish you weren't so opposed to have feelings or a life.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Wishes don't work on Free Will, any Djinn will tell you that.

I wish I was a Djinn.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Ok, get into the vessel! I'm not uncorking that vessel for a long time!!!

I wish I could own a casino

 

[Rozen Thorne]

As casino owner you have extraordinary stress dealing with employees, rude customers, scammers, mobsters, the Gaming Commission, and other casino owners sniping all your talent.

I wish I could win at every game at the casino.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Not at my casino, no.

I wish people wouldn't take so much advantage of me, sometimes.