Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted.

I wish certain people would take advantage of me in the right circumstances.

 

[MissMarvelous]

hahah if that's what you want... granted!

I wish I wouldn't be so addicted to cheese :P

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your love of cheese fades until you can take it or leave it. To compensate your addiction for chocolate is tripled.

I wish I could find something decent to watch on Netflix in less than 5 minutes.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Me too! Ok - granted... now you have to give me some good recommendations.

I wish I wouldn't have these mood swings during... that time.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Now you don't have that time. Oooh what's this sensation... yup, hot flashes.

I wish I could find a decent place to move to, at this rate I might have to build it myself. ugh!

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, now people want to know if the Scott brothers (Property Brothers) are triplets!

I wish I could get some imported goodies without having to pay so many taxes.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Taxes are revoked, to compensate for the loss of those monies the country does what countries do when they need cash, find some smaller country and go to war.

I wish I could spend a few weekends a year with the trans porn star of my choosing.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, just don't come limping on Monday. Or do.

I wish I could know which is the neighbor that keeps hitting the wall this late.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

When we find him let's take him out back and beat the shizz out of him!

I wish more sane people were in charge of various governments --state and local, it's kind of important.

 

[MissMarvelous]

When we find him let's take him out back and beat the shizz out of him!

Owww yeah! Or the shame circle:



Granted, but you know what power does to people: sane people go mad and nasty! And they are in charge of the nation!!!! Lawd have mercy!

I wish I had a new pair of boots so that I can show them off like this:

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, here's your new boots...

Great, now I wish I had new boots too.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, you want to show the off just like me???

I wish Vanya weren't so lame.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Vanya isn't lame, she just hasn't been a complete person her whole life. Her siblings had time to hone their abilities and develop but she had hers suppressed and told she was a failure by her Father every day, that takes a toll that adds up to an insurmountable challenge to deal with. Next season she might just be a force to be reckoned with, at least I hope so.

I wish shows didn't end on stupid cliffhangers.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I agree with you up to a certain extent... It's just her attitude of "oh, poor me, got no powers! It's season 2 and I don't remember anything!" Oh, please! Grow a pair, Vanya!

Granted! I hate cliffhangers too.

I wish my battery life were up to 100% again.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Now your electronic devices use ambient energy Tesla discovered a million years ago.

I wish writers wouldn't hamper good characters with pointless nerfs and debuffs.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted!

I wish I could Fast Forward life.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You can fast forward up to an hour of time, but anyone near you can elect to reverse an hour if they choose.

I wish I could use all this life experience to figure out how to Adult better.

 

[MissMarvelous]

how to Adult better.

Great title for a novel.

I wish there would exist a good horror movie without horny teenagers.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

The entire Saw franchise, Shaun of the Dead, The Babadook, The Descent, The Rec franchise, 28 Days Later, Jaws, The Thing, just off the top of my head, no horny teenagers.

I wish comic book movies were allowed to reflect the worlds they were written in, NOT this grim dark reality so many directors are obsessed with, the idiots!

 

[MissMarvelous]

no horny teenagers

The Saw movies are not horror movies.

Granted, now those movies are expensive AF and take way longer to produce... You get one of those movies PER YEAR.

I wish I could a fly on the wall sometimes.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

The Saw movies are not horror movies.

According to Wikipedia (so you know it's true)
Saw is a 2004 American horror film.
And from Lions Gate the company that distributes it...
One of the highest grossing horror franchises of all time.

I wish I could a fly on the wall sometimes.

"Will you walk into my parlour?" said a spider to a fly;
" 'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy.
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I have many pretty things to shew when you are there."
"Oh no, no!" said the little fly, "to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."

I wish I'll win tickets from the radio contest for a Metallica concert next month.

 

[MissMarvelous]

spider

I hate spiders!

Ok, you can have those tickets you have been good lately.

I wish I had frozen pizza in my fridge.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Pizza appears in your fridge, it's at Absolute Zero so will take several days to thaw out.

I wish I had DVDs of movies that continued a series that haven't been filmed yet.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Well, if they haven't been filmed yet... Those DVDs all are blank.

I wish I could have my own perfume.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your new perfume launches worldwide to great success, and the only people in the world that are allergic to it are... you and your family descendants.

I wish all my email answered itself, usefully.