Countdown to Christmas!!!

[Darth Elektra]

Only 67 days left!

t:

 

[DOG LIPS]

Santa is going to punch your face.

 

[The Punisher]

Woot.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I used to hate/not care about Christmas but now it's my favorite time of the year because, since I don't care about holidays, I get tons of overtime for Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Year's Eve, plus, the millionaires are insanely generous at Christmas.
One year I got $4,000, I don't know how much in Nordstroms's/Macy's/Tower Records Gift Cards and one of them made me the best multi-course meal I've ever had, gave me 2 bottles of wine, a bottle of Port, and THEN said, "Don't go anywhere, I have to go get your present." ( ) and it was $400.

Oh sweet, sweet Christmas, come.

 

[enterthemadness]

I like Christms and opening presents. Anyone know what they are getting for Christmas?

I am getting...on layway...

Sting: Return of an Icon DVD.
Beowulf and Grendel DVD
Ed, Edd, Eddy: Season 1 DVD

Maybe...

Man-Thing: Special Edition Steelbook 2-Disc Set DVD. (Netherland only, but available to import)

 

[Decay]

X-mas used to be my favorite holiday but last year it wasn't the same...where was the holiday spirit>?

 

[Ben Urich]

Christmas is awesome.
What am I going to get my fiancee?

 

[USMC]

Die.

 

[The Punisher]

Spoiler

Santa isn't real.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Christmas is awesome.
What am I going to get my fiancee?

Get her a chinchilla. Chicks love those. And you don't have to wash them. They roll in ash+sand to keep clean.

 

[Ben Urich]

Get her a chinchilla. Chicks love those. And you don't have to wash them. They roll in ash+sand to keep clean.

Cute

 

[Darth Elektra]

Spoiler

Santa isn't real.

You Lie!

 

[Darth Elektra]

Santa is going to punch your face.

I think I could take the old man.

 

[The Punisher]

You Lie!

I wish i were.

 

[Lackey]

Get her a chinchilla. Chicks love those. And you don't have to wash them. They roll in ash+sand to keep clean.

If she likes animals, this is a good one... my sister has two of them, a gray female and a black male. We think the male is gay.
They're soft, cute, tame, and quiet.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I LOVE Christmas, but I HATE my ****ing job at Christmas. I think EVERYONE should legally have to work in retail for at least one.

 

[Immortalfire]

Spoiler

Santa isn't real.

 

[Erzengel]

My birthday is less than 2 months before Christmas. Just far enough away that I never got the, well this is your birthday and Christmas gift.

 

[Darth Elektra]

Owned! t:

 

[Bat Attack]

I like christmas because my birthday is only 5 days before it. So I get gifts and money, than five days later I get more gifts and money. But I like halloween more.

 

[Lackey]

I LOVE Christmas, but I HATE my ****ing job at Christmas. I think EVERYONE should legally have to work in retail for at least one.

I once worked at Target for a summer and so I was working during the awful Back-to-School rush... everyone kept telling me "just wait until Christmas, it's much worse"

Luckily, I quit before then. suckers

 

[Majik1387]

I think I could take the old man.

You'll end up on his naughty list.

 

[Ben Urich]

I LOVE Christmas, but I HATE my ****ing job at Christmas. I think EVERYONE should legally have to work in retail for at least one.

I worked at American Eagle during back-to-school season.
I had to memorize different jean styles ("fit systems")

 

[celldog]

 

[Gotendbz-2]

CORRECT!