Craigslist is full of 'em

[terry78]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/w4m/192620317.html

My coworker showed this to me earlier when she was browsing it for some unknown reason. Whoever took the time to write this....jeebus.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Geez, if she talks as much as she types, it's no wonder she's still single.

I have found that I cannot be comfortable cuddled up with someone shorter.

I will invite you to Blackhawks games but I need you to be willing to put your arm around me every once in a while at the game

I need you to accept the fact that I am touchy-feely, and you need to think it is cute when I fall asleep with my head in your lap.

I will state what I want whenever I want; I will be firm about.

You must be able to make me laugh, with a corny sense of humor that I approve of.

I also talk to god every night, despite the fact that I am not sure if I believe in god.

It doesn't matter; I doubt he's listening to nonsense like this.

I'm as supportive of communication as the next guy, but seriously, that veiled pseudo-zen dribble was a toll.

And I only read the first five paragraphs.

Don't get me wrong; preferences are fine, but that letter seemed more like some type of longing validation than anything else. These are the rants of a confused person who's fingers just kept hitting keys.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

biatch is crazy!

 

[oakzap425]

I hate girls like that...

If you wanna f***, I'm down, just pick a time and place.
Cuddling is for insecure b****es... When we're done, either go home, or go to sleep. But don't f***in touch me
I do believe there is a higher power. I only speak to him when it's necessary, or, if I'm screaming it out because of a screwing session...


I hate needy, "everything is all about me" girls. They give real girls a bad name...

 

[jaguarr]

Toven's running personal ads on Craigslist, now?

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Toven's running personal ads on Craigslist, now?

jag

lol I was just gonna say this girl is creepily similar to me.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

"The following traits are ones I will not tolerate, and you will only get one chance if I misinterpret something you do or say as a reflection of one of these traits. After all, it is fairly common where I am mistaken and I do not hear or understand a sentiment correctly: racism; homophobia; support of drunk drivers, spouse beaters, child beaters, or sex offenders; excessive egotism or insecurity; constant negativity."

Nevermind

 

[jaguarr]

"The following traits are ones I will not tolerate, and you will only get one chance if I misinterpret something you do or say as a reflection of one of these traits. After all, it is fairly common where I am mistaken and I do not hear or understand a sentiment correctly: racism; homophobia; support of drunk drivers, spouse beaters, child beaters, or sex offenders; excessive egotism or insecurity; constant negativity."

Nevermind

There's a girl in Chicago who's worse than you, Mary Grace. This is unacceptable. Find her and slit her throat. You don't need competition.

jag

 

[Won '08]

Crazy Skeet.

 

[oakzap425]

OMG... Everyone is jumping the Naruto Wagon, Dattebayo...

 

[jaguarr]

Crazy Skeet.

LOFL!

jag

 

[Won '08]

OMG... Everyone is jumping the Naruto Wagon, Dattebayo...

I was reading Naruto for quite some time before it ever reched animated form, and long before it ever came to america.

This bandwagon you speak of is strictly american, and annoying. I despise CN's bastardization of the dialouge and scenes.

 

[E-Mack]

If this girl was off-the-charts hot, maybe her being an absolute b1tch would be tolerable. She should've posted a pic.

 

[Won '08]

If this girl was off-the-charts hot, maybe her being an absolute b1tch would be tolerable. She should've posted a pic.

Ladies and Gentlemen...exhibit A;

The Captain Save A Ho'.

Congrats Cap...your tolerance for so much , sand-in-the-vagina nonsense wins you a Captain's Hat....A Cape....and a vase of roses to place your credit card in , just for that special Ho' you intend to save.

 

[E-Mack]

Ladies and Gentlemen...exhibit A;

The Captain Save A Ho'.

Congrats Cap...your tolerance for so much , sand-in-the-vagina nonsense wins you a Captain's Hat....A Cape....and a vase of roses to place your credit card in , just for that special Ho' you intend to save.

Pink is pink, bruh. If she's hot as hell, I wouldn't mind going through the trouble of getting some duct-tape to shut her up when it's time.