Student places ad, wanting to learn to kiss

[Badger]

Find a fatty.

 

[Apollo]

how hard can it be....

 

[American_Idiot]

Well I´m 22 and with 0 kisses given or received, so its not so unusual, I guess...

Kissing is overrated anyway. Flip the lights off, close your eyes, and you can skip all that and get right to the point with whomever you wish.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

I'd walk right up to her and scream: "Beeeewwwwwbbbsss!"

I'd be SO in.

you wouldn't be in, if she invited you and put out the welcome mat

 

[Immortalfire]

I know right.

Poor Phil