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omg. that's great esp from a newbie directors. I've never expect too much from this flick.
LOL after I saw the movie I knew you would love it, even to the point of making it your new screenname.Chev Chelios said:I went into Crank expecting a slick Statham action flick. When the opening credits were being done in 8-bit I was wondering if I was in the right theatre, until the title hit and I relaxed. It starts out in first person just like a videogame maybe would (even smoother than Doom's FPS scene, I can't wait to see future movies where this is taken advantage of), and you can tell something is wrong from the frantic way he's running around. He eventually puts a disc into his DVD player and is informed that he's just been poisoned, along with seeing them give the injection. When Statham screams and smashes that TV and the heavy rock music kicks in I knew I wasn't going to be getting action in the form I expected.
It starts off pretty slow (not literally, more figuratively. I felt it was moving slower than I thought it'd be) and is heavily edited which was disorienting, but as the movie progresses I got adjusted as it got more and more and more and more ridiculous. Things that normally would be on one side of a split screen are projected on walls, side mirrors and ceilings. Words pop up on screen out of sheer randomness. Google Earth is used to track Chelios' location to speed up area to area transitions. But these quirky gimmicks just made it more fun than I thought it would be.
The movie itself. For being 83 minutes it felt more like two hours, but that could be because they managed to fit so much insane stuff into that running time one thing after the other so it never stops moving. And when it does slow down for plot points or a few cab rides or something it's not for long. He does everything you can think of. He speeds when driving, tries some coke, starts a barfight with a bunch of black guys, carries a car chase into a mall, tries to get himself pumped up to "Achy Breaky heart" in the back of a cab, robs a 7/11 of Red Bull and some other snacks, chain-sniffs nasal spray, gets juiced by a defibrillator in search of epinephrine after a pretty intense on foot chase in the hospital and... well, you get the point.
It's a good, funny, trippy action packed movie. Statham gives a fine performance and Amy Smart plays a smaller role than I thought but offers many comedy moments as the ditzy oblivious adorable chick, but also helps Chev Chelios go down in cinematic history as one of the top badasses for shooting and driving in a high speed car chase while getting a *******. Definitely worth your money despite being the most ridiculously unrealistic movie I have ever seen. If you actually read this and it kind of turned you away, go see it but think of it as a videogame because personally, I think it was meant to be filmed like one.
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K White Honkey, there you go, views from MC. And oh s**t I can't believe I didn't stay after the credits, I gotta go tomorrow. Can you tell me what it is anyway?
As for favorite scenes:
That split second scream Statham does when running out of the elevator after putting the whole syringe of epinephrine into his system.
The public sex scene.
The ******* car chase.
The alley fight.
The elevator scene where the chinese guy is talking like other people.
The final shootout. (The grenade specifically)
His last phone call.
I loved the whole movie but those scenes really stuck out.