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Darn it!!

War Lord

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My desktop crapped out a few months back and so I've been using my laptop instead.

The problem is that I keep pulling out my desktop keyboard drawer to type on my laptop.

:mad::mad::mad:
 
Play the homocard

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I was about to comment on overusing that, and just before I started typing, I realized it's funnier than I originally thought.
 
I already ran the Karate Kid joke into the ground, I need a new one.
 
Darren Daring said:
I already ran the Karate Kid joke into the ground, I need a new one.

I don't know if this one has the same longevity in it that the Karate Kid one did, but it's still a good one.

jag
 
Darren Daring said:
I already ran the Karate Kid joke into the ground, I need a new one.
It's just that I realized what you meant by "playing the homo card" earlier, when at first I thought you were just referring to making fun of N8. An actual homo card is pretty funny.
 
Calvin said:
It's just that I realized what you meant by "playing the homo card" earlier, when at first I thought you were just referring to making fun of N8. An actual homo card is pretty funny.

I should make a whole minority deck.
 
Darren Daring said:
I should make a whole minority deck.

The Race Card should have people running a marathon on it and then you could use it for any minority. :up:

jag
 
card jokes are inspired, Duende Verde did the best "race card" ever.
 
Darren Daring said:
I should make a whole minority deck.

Can you do a ****** card?
 
I made a conservative card

repCard.jpg


and a liberal card

libcard.jpg


(Think about it for a minute)
 
I like it. It didn't take a minute though.
 
Darren Daring said:
I made a conservative card

repCard.jpg


and a liberal card

libcard.jpg


(Think about it for a minute)

Conservatives are Hitlerian and Liberals are Pedophiles.

Got it.
 
Why are they ALL the Ace of Spades? :confused:

jag
 
jaguarr said:
Why are they ALL the Ace of Spades? :confused:

jag


I don't share your greed, the only card I need is The Ace Of Spades
 
Lackey said:
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is The Ace Of Spades

You can have the Ace of Spades.

I'll take the Royal flush in clubs.
 

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