Darn it!!

[War Lord]

My desktop crapped out a few months back and so I've been using my laptop instead.

The problem is that I keep pulling out my desktop keyboard drawer to type on my laptop.

 

[Darren Daring]

Play the homocard

 

[Calvin]

I was about to comment on overusing that, and just before I started typing, I realized it's funnier than I originally thought.

 

[Darren Daring]

I already ran the Karate Kid joke into the ground, I need a new one.

 

[jaguarr]

I already ran the Karate Kid joke into the ground, I need a new one.

I don't know if this one has the same longevity in it that the Karate Kid one did, but it's still a good one.

jag

 

[Calvin]

I already ran the Karate Kid joke into the ground, I need a new one.

It's just that I realized what you meant by "playing the homo card" earlier, when at first I thought you were just referring to making fun of N8. An actual homo card is pretty funny.

 

[Darren Daring]

It's just that I realized what you meant by "playing the homo card" earlier, when at first I thought you were just referring to making fun of N8. An actual homo card is pretty funny.

I should make a whole minority deck.

 

[Calvin]

I should make a whole minority deck.

Ha, I'd endorse that.

 

[jaguarr]

I should make a whole minority deck.

The Race Card should have people running a marathon on it and then you could use it for any minority.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

card jokes are inspired, Duende Verde did the best "race card" ever.

 

[Iceman]

I should make a whole minority deck.

Can you do a ****** card?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Can you do a ****** card?

seems you're already working on it.

 

[Darren Daring]

I made a conservative card

and a liberal card

(Think about it for a minute)

 

[Calvin]

I like it. It didn't take a minute though.

 

[Darren Daring]

That's because you have proper good taste in bad movies.

 

[War Lord]

I made a conservative card

and a liberal card

(Think about it for a minute)

Conservatives are Hitlerian and Liberals are Pedophiles.

Got it.

 

[miss chainsaw]

cry babies

 

[Lackey]

we need a deaf card

 

[Darren Daring]

we need a deaf card

This is both the Deaf card and the Rocker card

 

[jaguarr]

Why are they ALL the Ace of Spades?

jag

 

[Darren Daring]

Why are they ALL the Ace of Spades?

jag

Shut up, that's why.

 

[jaguarr]

Shut up, that's why.

Ahhh, well, thanks for clearing that mystery up.

jag

 

[Lackey]

Why are they ALL the Ace of Spades?

jag

I don't share your greed, the only card I need is The Ace Of Spades

 

[jaguarr]

I don't share your greed, the only card I need is The Ace Of Spades

jag

 

[War Lord]

I don't share your greed, the only card I need is The Ace Of Spades

You can have the Ace of Spades.

I'll take the Royal flush in clubs.