Dear Jerks

[Not Jake]

You missed my birthday thread. Eat my peepee. Here is a picture of cat vomit.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

cool

 

[Assassin]

my birthday is next wednesday, i'm turning 21, so dont make me a thread, buy me a beer.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

my birthday is next wednesday, i'm turning 21, so dont make me a thread, buy me a beer.

fat male stripper it is.

 

[Not Jake]

I just turned 21


let's post 21 pictures of vomit

 

[user123456789]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

my birthday is next wednesday, i'm turning 21, so dont make me a thread, buy me a beer.

When I turned 21, I went to the mall with my friends, I had a Super Big Gulp and this chick poured half a fifth of rum into it.
My girlfriend ended up holding my long hair back from toilet while I puked, as if I was a little girl.

Play Safe.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol, I've never seen that one before.

 

[Not Jake]

Oh, thread pictures, those are clever. They make fun of the thread. Why didn't I think of those? Oh yeah, it's because I haven't had half my brain obliterated by erect penis thrusts like boyscouT has. Nice avatar by the way. Jim Lee RULEZ.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Jim Lee RULEZ.

lol, you're crackin' me up.

 

[Assassin]

hahah when u were throwing up i was just starting 2nd grade

 

[Spider-X]

lol....this thread is f#cking hilarious.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Um, you got a thread, quit'cher *****in'

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

lol....this thread WAs f#cking hilarious.

 

[Spider-X]

 

[Badger]

Ok, this is going overboard, spoiler tagged or not--Dew

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

hahah when u were throwing up i was just starting 2nd grade

hahaha, I first performed oral sex on a teen-aged girl when I was three.
How about you?

Also, I saw Star Wars back when it was magical and life-changing.

Now I have better than average health benefits and a TV the size of a kiddie pool.

Finally, the number of cute chicks who have craved the taste of my maleness is in the double digits. lol.....

Plus, I can use the internet past curfew!!!!!

Kids pay me $20 bucks a pop to buy them bottles of Captain Morgan's if I don't vacate the liquor store parking lot fast enough, a-Haw-hahahahaha

I'll almost certainly die long before you do.


lol

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

haha. I saw some cranberry duck breast, tuna-roach clippings, and crotch sweat from the guy who made her blow chunks.

Hardcore.​

 

[Assassin]

thats hot

 

[Man-Thing]

I can't feel my tooth.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

adorable

 

[Wolfwood]

Quit your cryin' no one ever made me a thread for any of my B-Days.

 

[Assassin]

hahaha, I first performed oral sex on a teen-aged girl when I was three.
How about you?

Also, I saw Star Wars back when it was magical and life-changing.
Now I have better than average health benefits and a TV the size of a kiddie pool.

Finally, the number of cute chicks who have craved the taste of my maleness is in the double digits. lol.....

Plus, I can use the internet past curfew!!!!!

Kids pay me $20 bucks a pop to buy them bottles of Captain Morgan's if I don't vacate the liquor store parking lot fast enough, a-Haw-hahahahaha


I'll almost certainly die long before you do.


lol

So what, ***** i grew up in a land of Ninja turtles, Power rangers, watched rugrats and all the nicktoons the first time they aired, pee wees entertained millions, then himself in a movie theatre, was too young to dress like an idiot in the 80s and early 90's, so yea I think i have the starwars generation beat.

I dont have a curfew, infact i'm at work right now!

and finally, i turn 21 next week but i havent been carded since i was 16, so yea, i dont care about buying alchol because i'm not a big drinker.

and i'm not gonna get into the sex stuff becaus ei have family and friends who read this ****.

 

[Badger]

Before I go to bed, I leave this cautionary pics, when drinking to much.
(Had some others ones - But removed them)

not so much cautionary, but 'How the Hell'

Good Night and Good Luck

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Quit your cryin' no one ever made me a thread for any of my B-Days.

Super-Hiro would've, but he teleported you back to reality.