Dear [SuperHeroHype]

[Franklin Richards]

In honor of the adult swim bumps, I thought it would be nice for a thread from us to SuperHeroHype. Feel free to express yourself but in the form of a short letter. The size of a bump. So don't make 'em crazy long and don't put more than one at a time.


Here's an example.


Dear [SuperHeroHype]

I've often wondered how many times a day Hyper wags his head thingy. Could you count them for me?

Thanks for the chowder.


[Franklin Richards]

 

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

Dear [Superherohype]

I wonder how often a poster pretends to a be a sexy young asian stripper, but turns out to be an even sexier middle aged white man?

kthxby

 

[Drakon]

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

You have a booger hanging from your nose.

--Magnolia Fan

 

[The Lumberjack]

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

I recently realized Superman is a homosexual. Is he normal Clark Kent-Earth gay, or does the yellow sun make him some sort of super-gay that our puny planet couldn't ever imagine?

-Sheepless in Kentucky

 

[Man-Thing]

dear superhero hype,

why is vomit so tangy?

yours forever,

Terry "the Hulk" Hogan

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dear [SuperHeroHype],

What did all the hundreds of carnivores on Noah's Ark EAT for 40 days and 40 nights ?

 

[Captain Bser]

Dear [SuperheroHype]

How do they make scratch and sniff?

 

[Erzengel]

Dear [Superherohype]:

Who would win in a fight Batman vs. Spiderman?

Oh and what's your favorite Star Wars movie?

Oh and how do I get an avatar?

Yours,

Erzengel

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Dear [SuperHeroHype],

Can you tell me why fat people can't have superpowers, I mean, other than being, well, fat?

Sincerely,

The Original Bamfer (Or, The Obese Bamfer, which ever you choose)

 

[JLBats]

Dear [SuperHeroHype],

Can you tell me why fat people can't have superpowers, I mean, other than being, well, fat?

Sincerely,

The Original Bamfer (Or, The Obese Bamfer, which ever you choose)

Uh... Banshee.

 

[PLAS]

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

when is 2+2=5?

 

[Captain Bser]

Dear [SuperHeroHype],

Can you tell me why fat people can't have superpowers, I mean, other than being, well, fat?

Sincerely,

The Original Bamfer (Or, The Obese Bamfer, which ever you choose)

And then there came The Blob.

 

[Superman=Routh]

Dear Superherohype,

Can you go out with me? Please make Captain Kirk return to the Enterprise too!

I love yOu baby
Christopher Glover

 

[Captain Bser]

.....That was random

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dear [Superherohype]

I got a copy of your book where you interview Madonna.

Remember 'Madonna---on the other hand, love?

Yours Truly
Kenny Rogers

(Try my roasters chicken)

 

[Spider-X]

Dear [Superherohype]

your balls are showing...

Love always,
your Secret Santa

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Uh... Banshee.

He's not fat... fat.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

If God is all powerful, can he make a stone so big that even he can't move it?


[Franklin Richards]

 

[The Spawn]

 

[The Question]

Dear [SuperheroHype!]


I like pointy things.


Lupus27

 

[Da Docta]

Dear [Superhero Hype!]

Will you close this thread

Mr .Me

 

[Franklin Richards]

Dear [Superhero Hype]

Why is EML such a tard? On another note, bringing back old threads roxxors!!!


Franklin Richards

 

[Ghostvirus]

Dear [Superhero Hype]

There seems to be more stupid stuff on the Hype Lately. Why is that?

Carnage

 

[DOG LIPS]

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

Please bring back the old Aunt Petunia. The hot chick one. kthnxbi.

[DL]

 

[The Spawn]

Daaaamn