Dear [SuperHeroHype]

Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by Franklin Richards, Jul 22, 2005.

  1. X-Chick Super.

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    I'm not sure if they're yours or not but recently a horde of sexy robots broke in and ate my burrito. If yours, please reimburse me .99 cents.

    [X-Chick]
     
  2. Franklin Richards Registered

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    One time a turtle conned me into peeing in every third can in six packs of Coca-Cola at Wal-Mart. I guess he was a "Pepper".


    [Franklin Richards]


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  3. X-Chick Super.

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype],

    I think my car's gay.

    It hits all the manholes.
     
  4. X-Chick Super.

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype],

    Just wanted to say I love you, and you'll get the child support check just as soon as my boss take off the restraining order.
     
  5. Franklin Richards Registered

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    What is another word for thesaurus?

    [Franklin Richards]


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  6. X-Chick Super.

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    You have a perty mouth.
     
  7. huskerwebhead Registered

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    Dear [Superherohype]

    Star Wars is teh suck

    - StarTrek4ever
     
  8. TEDDY Da BEAR!

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    Dear [Superhero Hype]

    PENIS PENIS! VAGINA VAGINA!


    ... ok, enough small talk, lets get it ooooonnnnnnnnnn!!!
     
  9. Kaleb 2010 & 2018 SHHFFL Champion

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    Dear [superherohype]


    Could you please get my sister to stop asking me to by her tampons at the shop


    thanks
    Kal
     
  10. Franklin Richards Registered

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    I often think about my cousin Chuck. He would always get his pants caught on the barbed wire fence. I suppose I should have helped him get away from that giant scorpion all those years ago. I remember it was a bad time to eat oysters. No R in the month, you know.

    Oh well he's dead.


    [Franklin Richards]


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  11. TEDDY Da BEAR!

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    Dear [shh!]

    The tests came back. It's positive.

    [TEDDY]
     
  12. Franklin Richards Registered

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    If The Blob was standing on a planet made of unbreakable Uru, could Juggernaut knock him down?


    [Franklin Richards]
     
  13. SLYspyder Registered

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype],

    2 years later, being the 1.5 posts/day kind of poster I am, I'm still wondering why I was banned...

    SLY
     
  14. Won '08 Registered

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]


    ..........






    Shnoogans.

    Yours Truly, Shyair
     
  15. Honey Vibe Pardon, Mr. Hyde?

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]
    I have an oily nose, AND an oily ass crack. Baby, I'm gonna live forever!

    Bill
     
  16. TEDDY Da BEAR!

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    Yo [SHH!]

    It's a Trap! RUN!!!

    TEDDY!
     
  17. Franklin Richards Registered

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    I've often thought of dressing up like Felix the Cat and going to kids parties. They'd ask me to dig into my Bag of Tricks and then I'd bring out a fetal pig. I figure if anyone is going to teach them about life and death at the same time, it would definately be Felix.


    [Franklin Richards]


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  18. Franklin Richards Registered

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    Maybe you should put an add on CBS during the Tournament. It's always good to get the name out there.

    And I'd really like to see a Hyper mascot on the sideline.

    I'm just sayin'.

    [Franklin Richards]


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  19. The Apocalypse Registered

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    Dear [Superherohype]

    I wonder how many people sit at their computers naked while posting here.

    With Love, Apoc
     
  20. Two-Face Harvey Dent

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]


    Will The Dark Knight rock?


    Two-Face
     
  21. tzarinna Mamochka

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    How do you extract foot from ass?

    [foot inserter]
     
  22. lollycop Registered

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    Dear Superhero Hype

    I want an official lollypanda thread

    lolly
     
  23. bullets bang bang

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    I am writing because I desperately need help with a problem that has begun to affect my work. I am gainfully employed at a powerful computer software company in the Northwest.

    The problem hampering my success is that I'm plagued by paralyzing feelings of low self-esteem. I've sought professional counseling, and my doctor has told me that a great way to overcome my attacks of anxiety about my abilities and my own very person is to say something soothing. Working with my doctor, I decided that offering myself empowering reassurances to myself would be very helpful. I started out with simple things like "You'll get through this" or "There isn't a problem you can't solve".

    These exercises work well. As a matter of fact, they probably work a little too well. I've reacted to them like a drug; when confronted about an idea I've presented in a meeting, I'm finding that I'm completely dependent on yelling "I'm the man!" at the top of my lungs. When questioned by more than two people simultaneously, I will jump on my desk and scream: "I will bury you all!". During my performance review, just as I got my bonus numbers, I blurted out: "I'm the baddest in the land!" to quell the fear that was rising inside me.

    I'm afraid I'm becoming the Muhammed Ali of software development. The reactions of my coworkers are just as bad as you might suspect: I'm shunned, nobody eats lunch with me, and I get uncontroversial but boring and tedious assignments.

    I'm hoping you can offer some advice which will help me overcome this problem without crushing my fragile ego in the process.



    Bullets :csad:
     
  24. TLH Hypnotized

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    Dear [Superherohype]

    Do you AC Slater?

    T6
     
  25. FVD Launder the Conscience

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    Dear [SuperHeroHype]

    Seriously, why is Advanced Dark banned?

    Sorry to kill the trend btw. :huh:
     

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