Did a Ghost Rape Me?

[November Rain]

it was probably gary coleman....

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

you mean Gary Oldman

 

[November Rain]

was..................that a joke..........................................?

 

[Eggyman]

Nope, I think he means what he said. The small black kid who isn't a kid but still looks like one.

Wotchoo talkin 'bout, Willis?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Well you said Gary Coleman...and Gary Oldman came to mind... *shrugs*

 

[chamber-music]

Never seen that movie. Send me those parts, son.

Its not exactly a barrel of laughs. Its basically Poltergiest the movie with Rape..........and Ron Silver!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Exactly lol

 

[JayCaz]

Its not exactly a barrel of laughs. Its basically Poltergiest the movie with Rape..........and Ron Silver!

You mean Ron Jeremy



(JOKE - Gary Oldman is playing Gary Coleman in the movie of his life - 'What'you talkin' bout now Gary?', confirming his status as the world's most versatile actor.)

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I am a 35 year old man, who has been experienced beeing raped by some kind of entity since I was fourteen years old ...

That quote should of been in the original post,I couldn't stop myself from Lolling.

P.s - I just found a picture of the dude

That Ghost/Incubus/Succubus must of been pretty desperate.

 

[AndThePickles]

Its not exactly a barrel of laughs. Its basically Poltergiest the movie with Rape..........and Ron Silver!

Exactly. Bring on them rapes.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

http://robotchicken.org/index.php?title=Rape_Ghost

 

[NewYorkSpider]

You're about 2 hours too late on that one.

I didn't even read anybody's comments. For some reason that was the first thought that came to mind.

 

[\S/JcDc\S/]

What about ghost bj's? Ah what's the point, ghosts can't swallow.

 

[jaguarr]

What about ghost bj's? Ah what's the point, ghosts can't swallow.

You've woken up with ecto-plasm in your hair before, haven't you?

jag

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

^^ I think that went a little too far...

otherwise yeah...you'll see the white stuff going through the ghost onto the sheets...

heres that for a visual...

thats far enough *coughs*

 

[jaguarr]

^^ I think that went a little too far...

Sorry. Didn't mean to bring up bad memories for you.

jag

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Could it be.......... SATAN?

Whoa, Church Lady? Really?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh the stuff people claim these days.

 

[JP]

Whoa, Church Lady? Really?

LOL Oh man. . .

 

[Diamondhead]

http://messages.yahoo.com/Science/A...?m=tm&bn=18934514&tid=763&mid=763&tof=2&frt=2

Well!
I remembered seeing a movie based on a "real story" on TV
About a woman getting raped by a ghost
Oh well!

It was probably a wet dream but if it's not
Just ask the ghost to show itself
In a beautiful human form
You don't want to see his real form! Do you?

I once attracted an invisible entity at my house
I think it was so great at that time I was finally going to conversed with a real ghost and I think it was fascinating
I wasn't afraid at all!
I even tested it!
And it move and throw a few object around my house
And I think the fact I was toying with it
It finally went away
Or perhaps it still there hiding somewhere
I don't know!

Anyway I think they might nourish themselves from your strength
From your sweat, the particle that evaporate from your body and all
If you are strong enough you might attract them like flies on a fruit cake

Anyways try this
Make a circle on a paper and ask question and watch in the circle you might see tiny little letters being formed inside the circle

Good luck man
And ask that ghost to transform into a Marylyn Monroe type so you can better tap that ass
Who knows, Perhaps it is Marylyn Monroe ghost after all

Send her to my place “because I’d want a piece of that ass too
LOL

 

[jaguarr]

Well!
I remembered seeing a movie based on a "real story" on TV
About a woman getting raped by a ghost
Oh well!

It was probably a wet dream but if it's not
Just ask the ghost to show itself
In a beautiful human form
You don't want to see his real form! Do you?

I once attracted an invisible entity at my house
I think it was so great at that time I was finally going to conversed with a real ghost and I think it was fascinating
I wasn't afraid at all!
I even tested it!
And it move and throw a few object around my house
And I think the fact I was toying with it
It finally went away
Or perhaps it still there hiding somewhere
I don't know!

Anyway I think they might nourish themselves from your strength
From your sweat, the particle that evaporate from your body and all
If you are strong enough you might attract them like flies on a fruit cake

Anyways try this
Make a circle on a paper and ask question and watch in the circle you might see tiny little letters being formed inside the circle

Good luck man
And ask that ghost to transform into a Marylyn Monroe type so you can better tap that ass
Who knows, Perhaps it is Marylyn Monroe ghost after all

Send her to my place “because I’d want a piece of that ass too
LOL

Do you have a history of a blunt trauma to the head of any kind or of eating lead-based paint chips as a child?

jag

 

[CrashNburn]

i dont believe it

 

[Star]

Why can't this ever happen to me? I want a big sexy...sorry, yes, this is truely terrible. Damn ghosts going around raping people and such.

Next they'll be stealin me chips ahoy. :cmadder:

AAAHAHAHA just saw this.

If a ghost stole your chips ahoy, man. SUCKS TO BE THAT GHOST.

 

[Warhammer]

^^ I think that went a little too far...

otherwise yeah...you'll see the white stuff going through the ghost onto the sheets...

heres that for a visual...

thats far enough *coughs*

Actually, it'll go through the ghost, and all on your leg and s***.

AAAHAHAHA just saw this.

If a ghost stole your chips ahoy, man. SUCKS TO BE THAT GHOST.

It sure does.

 

[Star]

Honestly, ghost rape is pretty much the safest sex there is out there