DIY Sex Change After 'A Few Beers'.

[Eggyman]

And after all that, they put it back on. A strapadichtomy was performed and now he's looking to get it done for real.

A CROSS-DRESSING dad nearly died when he tried to give himself a DIY sex change.

Transsexual Andy Cass - who has changed his name to Kirsty - was so desperate to become a woman after years of wrestling with gender dysphoria he tried to chop off his manhood with a Stanley knife.
The 48-year-old was rushed for emergency surgery where doctors had to re-attach the appendage.
Now the council worker is preparing to have a proper gender re-assignment op next April.
Kirsty said: "I was so desperately unhappy in my own skin that I would have done anything to change myself.
"I realise now how dangerous it was to try to give myself a DIY sex change. I could have easily bled to death but it seemed like the obvious solution at the time."
Kirsty, from Crawley, West Sussex, downed several beers before deciding to take a knife to himself.
He said: "I'd battled with gender issues since I was a little boy and one night I just had a few beers, looked down and thought 'that shouldn't be there'.

"The pain was unbelievable. It only took a couple of minutes before I quickly sobered up and realised the danger I was in. I tried to stem the bleeding and dialled 999."
Kirsty was told by surgeons that they had to re-attach his manhood so they could use it in the full op later on. He has already had voice box surgery to make him sound less like a man.

Kirsty also told how he tried to fit in as a young man by going out with girls and getting married.
He said: "I was so depressed I even attempted suicide.
"I eventually did get married to a wonderful lady called Linda. It took years before I confessed that I wanted to dress as a woman, and she was very supportive of me. Our relationship broke down eventually.
"I can't wait until I've had the operation and I'm 100 per cent woman.
"Deep down, I've known I've wanted to be a woman all my life — but it took a DIY sex change for me to realise it."

It took him a couple of minutes before he 'sobered up'. LOL.

That shouldn't be there, he thought, looking down at his member after a couple of drinks. I won't even dare to shave when I've had a drink. The missus won't even let me make toast! My drunken chores have been steadily withdrawn since she caught me talking dirty to a kebab: 'Ooo, I'm gonna eat the sh** out of you.'

That's sickening, talking about kebabs in a post like this.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

He went into that idea half c*#ked! LOL!

 

[Schlosser85]

I'm glad I've never felt like I was trapped in the wrong physical body, as it seems it must be one of the more torturous things to feel about yourself.

But trying to give yourself a sex change, with a kitchen knife, is probably not a good idea...especially after a few beers.

I don't understand exactly how they transform a man into a woman or vice versa, but I'm pretty sure it's quite a bit more complicated than just chopping off your "stuff". That doesn't make you a woman, it makes you a eunuch.

 

[steintym]

Ugh ... I actually cringed a little reading this.

I'm guessing it was probably more than a couple of beers when that brilliance popped into his head.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Don't use sharp knives when drunk.

 

[Eggyman]

I was just on Facebook and it made me think...

Andy Cass is drinking beer and chopping his d**k off.

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