Do You Have Any Truly Bizarre Phobias

[Captain_BluTac]

Okay I'm not talking about spiders of heights or anything like that because they are to some extent based in sense, I wanna find out if you have extremely weird phobias E.G sock puppets or swings or am I the only one with completely random phobias?

Okay so my 2 bizarre phobias are

Black And White Minstrels

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Drag Queens

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Truly terrifying I know, now what about you guys?

 

[Banquet]

Sadly I don't have any bizzare phobias... or phobias at all for that matter.

However, my high school science teacher was hysterically afraid of bananas...

 

[Joker]

I dont have any weird ones. Just the normal crap...big ass bugs, high spaces, and if I've been reading too much Lovecraft, any shadows or noises I see during the night.

Oh, and I'm afraid of 2 headed spider monkies that drive prius' just slightly below the speed limit while wearing capes. But that's so common it's hardly even worth mentioning...

 

[jokersminion]

um...i just got over mine recently. I was deathy affraid of little people (midgets/dwarfs) not sure what is PC. Especially small clowns. I was afraid they would jump on my back and start eating my neck. I know that sounds crazy and it was, I suppose. I realized they are human beings and it makes me sad that I used to feel that way.

 

[Joker]

That's perfectly logical. I've read The Killing Joke...I know what those people are like. Alan Moore would never lie to me.

 

[Rando Aces]

i am only scared of spiders and heights.

 

[Sloth7d]

Fear of vomitting. If I feel nausiated I have panic attacks.

 

[Bunker]

I'm scared of nasty ass bugs and heights

 

[NoName86]

Well, the sound of a heart beat makes me cringe and I sorta have a mini-mini panic attack. I'm pretty sure it is rooted in the fact that none of the men in my family since I've been born have lived past 40 with the exception of my grandfather. All of my uncles died within a few years of each other from heart attacks so I'm sure that is the reason.

 

[Gallagher]

Sting Rays/Manta Rays...

And that was BEFORE Irwin got impaled by one.

 

[Immortalfire]

I have an absolutely paralyzing fear of...

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..the dentist. I kid you not

 

[moraldeficiency]

Roaches, not bugs like spiders or scorpions or something that would kill you, but roaches terrify me for no rational reason. And not just a small fear break out in a sweat type of thing, I start shaking, my adrenaline goes way up and I run (somethings over people) to get away. I've literally broken my best friends ankle because a roach was coming at me.

 

[Erzengel]

It's a personal space/claustrophobia fear.

I hate being crammed in an elevator or waiting in line and people start pushing against me invading my personal space.

It's easier say a gf is with me because I push against her and I'm fine with that.

I really don't like being touched by strangers however, except if you are an attractive woman. That doesn't bother me. I always ask my girl's sister who's a massage therapist if some of her students who need to clock in hours at massaging before becoming certified if she has any cute girl or not.

 

[terry78]

Bees, wasps, any stinging insects.

 

[Omega Wizard]

I have a strange phobia of penises. They scare me for some reason. But I think its like that for all dudes.

 

[Finlandman]

I have fear of sharp things that could sting me, like bees, pen in a wrong hands, needles.

 

[Bunker]

I'm also afraid of worms, they disgust me and I flinch whenever one's near me

 

[terry78]

I have a strange phobia of penises. They scare me for some reason. But I think its like that for all dudes.

Really...for ALL dudes, huh?

 

[kane9321]

Nah just normal ones....bugs, spiders, rodents...stuff like that

 

[Omega Wizard]

Really...for ALL dudes, huh?

Except the people that actually read playboy.

 

[C.F. Kane]

I have a real problem with skidmarks. I wipe very thoroughly.

 

[Sloth7d]

I have a strange phobia of penises. They scare me for some reason. But I think its like that for all dudes.

So... how do you take showers? Do you always look up? Are you a Never-Nude? I hear there's a good solution for your problem. Ever consider catstration?

 

[Omega Wizard]

So... how do you take showers? Do you always look up? Are you a Never-Nude? I hear there's a good solution for your problem. Ever consider catstration?

I wear a little water proof black cap over my weiner.

 

[Gallagher]

I wear a little water proof black cap over my weiner.

That's just extrodinary.

*Places Omega Wizard upon pedestol*

 

[Omega Wizard]

So Im just like the pu**y

Because I think youre putting the pu**y on a pedestal.