Do you think Shakespeare actually wrote all those plays?

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we briefly talked about him in class today, and id heard rumours that he stole most of the stories but what i learned today was the guy was pretty much illiterate. on his will he spelt his name differently 3 times. if he cant spell his own name how did he write all those plays? apparently theres actually no proof he even went to school, ppl just make assumptions that he may have went to so and so. what do u guys think?
 
shakespeare wrote his plays. you know how we know this? because they're not all that great.
 
He just did. That's all there is to it.
 
People assume a lot of old Chinise philosophers said what they did, when they don't even have records better than second or third-hand accounts. Why should this be different? Not all of Shakespeare's plays were masterpieces, so it's not like what he did was super-human.
 
Most "facts" about Shakespeare are pretty sketchy. Hearsay, rumors and myths kinda gain a life of their own, as with most historical figures. When it comes down to it, we may never really know.
 
celebrate the art, not the artist.:up:
 
No he didn't. Most of them were written by Uwe Boll, thanks to his time machine.
 
Actually they say that his wife wrote most of them, but due to women pretty uch sucking ass back then and not being allowed to do anything they had to publishe them all under Willie's name. Women couldn't even at back then, the women's parts were all played by men.

Some other sources point to Willie being a huge pot head too.
 
I don't believe the 'string of coincidences that make anyone but Shakespeare the writer' theories. My teacher in English Literature AP tried his best to make it sound feasible, but even then the supposed possibility sounded ludicrous to me. Was the man obscure? Sure. We really don't have a clue who taught him the written word outside of schooling nor how his daughters came to learn it outside of the presumption that he was the one. Add to it that he couldn't even spell his own name right in his own will and you get some things that sound like he may have been a pen name. But look at the possible perpetrators and you see the case unravel. There's not a person outside of royalty living in the time period that could have written it with the level of education required, and dukes of royal blood just didn't dirty themselves writing plays (seeing as acting in general was looked down upon). One can argue that Christopher Marlowe was the man behind it all; but one of Shakespeare's plays hints at his mysterious death, the two knew each other as seperate people, and Marlowe received it in the eye way too young in life to pen things such as The Tempest that seems to use the elder character as a self-portrait of the playwright himself (Shakespeare, to my own steadfast belief; he was of just the right age to have some experience in age).

So, overall, I don't believe that it was anyone but Shakespeare. Nor do I think he's overrated- if anything, mandatory novellas in school such as Heart of Darkness have more of a chance at boring you to death with colonial commentary than Hamlet's frankly gripping dialogue in the play sharing the same name.
 
Actually, I think they were all written by Francis Bacon.
 
He didn't write them. He would give the actors an outline. The actors would improvise, and Shakespeare's secretary would write everything down.
 
Actually, I think they were all written by Francis Bacon.

If so, the man was a multi-tasker. He perfectly stole the name of an actual man going by the name of William Shakespeare born in Stratford-upon-Avon, had the two actors he 'worked with' publish his works 7 years after his death under his pen name and died much later than people have estimated Will's death to be- nearly 2 decades afterwards, in fact. And that's not to mention his own works.
 
Bacon? no... I say Shakespeare, C'MON GIve THe MAn soMe CrEdIT!!!
 
He didn't write them. He would give the actors an outline. The actors would improvise, and Shakespeare's secretary would write everything down.

That's a moot point. The plays emanated from him, albeit the lack of producers and directors meant that it was the acting company and not he himself who had the right to publish his intellectual property.
 
Actually they say that his wife wrote most of them, but due to women pretty uch sucking ass back then and not being allowed to do anything they had to publishe them all under Willie's name. Women couldn't even at back then, the women's parts were all played by men.

Some other sources point to Willie being a huge pot head too.

Opium was the pot of yesteryear.:o
 
Isn't it true they used to encourage drug usage for just about every ailment back then? But then again, it's like that all through history. I remember reading once that there was a specific disease (perhaps dementia?) that they used to solve with fumigation of the vagina around the 18th or 19th century.
 
He didn't write ****, everybody knows Bill and Ted wrote them!

WYLD STALYONS!
 
I belive he did,but the real debate if if Shakespeare was a real person.I heard rumors that "Shakespeare" is a pen name and someone else really did the works.
 
I belive he did,but the real debate if if Shakespeare was a real person.I heard rumors that "Shakespeare" is a pen name and someone else really did the works.

Another compelling arguement.
 
I believe he wrote them. What I don't believe is that he intended to have his work psychoanalyzed and every goddman metaphor dissected under a microscope like many English classes force you to do. :cmad:
 
I believe he wrote them. What I don't believe is that he intended to have his work psychoanalyzed and every goddman metaphor dissected under a microscope like many English classes force you to do. :cmad:

Tell me about it. Shakespeare is basically what my whole high school experience has been. It really pissed me off to learn in English Lit. AP that the guy basically freehanded it all. There's the magnitude of it in that he did so in such a small window of time, but the anger in that I'm basically reading one giant brain fart put to paper.
 

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