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Do you think things started going wrong for humanity when we stopped worshipping cats?

What do you think?

  • Time to go back to Ra!

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Stick with the current crew or none option

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Maybe give Zeus a go?

    Votes: 1 20.0%

  • Total voters
    5

Silvermoth

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like the ancient Egyptians? Makes you think
 
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Things probably started going wrong when we started worshipping in general. Cats, Gods, Pineapples, whatever really...
 
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When did people start allowing cats to poo and pee in and collect it in their house in a stink tray?
Look into that.
 
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The Egyptians were big on incest too.

Then there was the Paul Schrader film. And the personal sigil for Jaime and Cersei Lannister is a Lion...a big cat.

Are cat worshippers pro-incest? Does the veneration of felines lead to a deranged lust for siblings? Possibly. Probably. Definitely. The point is, we don’t know, so we should shoot all Felinetheists.
 
The Egyptians were big on incest too.

Then there was the Paul Schrader film. And the personal sigil for Jaime and Cersei Lannister is a Lion...a big cat.

Are cat worshippers pro-incest? Does the veneration of felines lead to a deranged lust for siblings? Possibly. Probably. Definitely. The point is, we don’t know, so we should shoot all Felinetheists.

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Average night at Cat Cult Temple:

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I think we all know deep down in our hearts which one is less destructive towards society as a whole.
 
The old religions were certainly way more entertaining.
That they were, they had family trees, they had powers, they had descriptions, they had rules.

What has modern God got? One son, no wife or daughter that we know of, no parents, and he (is apparently a he) who has all the powers of every old God and then some.

Seems kinda' boring really.

#rememberThor #rememberPosiden #rememberanubis
 
That they were, they had family trees, they had powers, they had descriptions, they had rules.

What has modern God got? One son, no wife or daughter that we know of, no parents, and he (is apparently a he) who has all the powers of every old God and then some.

Seems kinda' boring really.

#rememberThor #rememberPosiden #rememberanubis

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Don’t you poo and pee and collect it in the house in a stink tray?
No.
also part of that "worship" of cats included breeding and killing them, to be mummified and sold as religious / superstitious objects.
Pretty awful form of veneration for the animal, not sure why you want to call back to that as a great time.LOL!
 
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Well... We could arrange it so we do it at your place Schloss... For a price.
Would we be getting paid to poop at his house, or would he be getting paid for letting us poop at his house?
 
Would we be getting paid to poop at his house, or would he be getting paid for letting us poop at his house?
In both cases... Pooping ain't free. A capitalist society runs on a fair exchange of currency for the providing of goods and services don't ya know.
 
Cats are weird. I'm pretty sure the whole allure of cats is that they are enigmatic.

Cats generally act like they don't need humans yet we are probably the reason they are still around in such high numbers.
 
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