Drinking bleach will not cure cancer or autism, warns FDA

[terry78]

Drinking bleach will not cure cancer or autism, FDA warns


I can't.

 

[Lily Adler]

Don't forget HIV/AIDS.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Well, at least I will be buying less bleach in future...

 

[B]

Well at least now I know..

 

[Zarex]

I was planning on switching to ammonia anyway.

 

[Milk Tray Guy]

Not even as a preventative measure?

 

[Schlosser85]

Well duh. You need Windex for that. Substituting just doesn’t work.

 

[Lighthouse]

This honestly isn't even shocking anymore. We live in the time that we elect Donald Trump, claim vaccines cause autism, and deny climate change and evolution. We're in the age of antiintellectualism.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Drinking bleach cleanses the gene pool of stupid people, so it does have its benefits.

 

[Lighthouse]

Drinking bleach cleanses the gene pool of stupid people, so it does have its benefits.

No, it kills the stupid people's children.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

They won't grow up to be more stupid people, the problem solves itself.

 

[Dr.]

Well, bleach is pretty effective in killing cancerous cells. Unfortunately, bleach doesn’t discriminate; it also kills non-cancerous cells.

 

[terry78]

Scorched Earth theory

 

[Schlosser85]

Well, bleach is pretty effective in killing cancerous cells. Unfortunately, bleach doesn’t discriminate; it also kills non-cancerous cells.

Can’t get cancer in your cells if you don’t have any cells

 

[bert19]

Maybe it should be a necessary precaution that one should have to pass some sort of test/exam in order to be able to freely use the internet?

Or failing that at least a test in order to buy bleach....?

 

[Teelie]

Sad thing is people have actually ingested this stuff thinking it will cure them or their children. Any time someone touts a "miracle" cure for anything I am immediately skeptical and wary of their claims.

 

[Marvolo]

Well, bleach is pretty effective in killing cancerous cells. Unfortunately, bleach doesn’t discriminate; it also kills non-cancerous cells.

To be fair chemo does the same.

 

[jmc]

So, what I've been doing for the last 20 years has been completely pointless?

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

So, what I've been doing for the last 20 years has been completely pointless?

I dunno, what have you been doing these past 20 years...

 

[jmc]

Half a cup of bleech, quarter cup of Drano and a splash of WD40....

 

[Immortalfire]

Everyone knows Liquid Plumr will cure what ails you.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I mean, personally I think it stop any ailment, but maybe not in the way you want.

 

[terry78]

Like life?

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Like life?

Assuming you were replying to me, that was the joke. Don’t have to worry about it if the bleach just kills you.

If you did get my sarcasm, and I’m replying stupidly, my bad.

 

[terry78]

Yeah I knew what you meant.