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New study says soda causes cancer uh WTF?

"That sounds more crazy than sane. One meal going to give him cancer? A wedding no less."

Well its a choice. Some people will refuse to eat fast food, some seafood. I dont think its because he thinks one meal will give him cancer, just that he picks and chooses what he decides to eat or put in his body.
 
It's a conspiracy by the Juice/Juice Drink industry too get a bigger market share!


Eh. Who knows. Its possible.

With all the s**t we put in our foods and drinks that are manufactured in chemical plants and test tubes its hard to tell what causes what.

Its a pretty good bet that soda's account for a large majority of type II

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I have Diabetes, and I Find "Diabeetus" too be mildly offensive.
 
I understand wanting to regulate what goes in your body but bringing a bagged lunch to a wedding is a bit over the top imo. I hate smoking and cigarette smoke with a passion but I didn't skip out on my cousin's bachelor party because I didn't want to inhale second hand smoke once in my lifetime. I think pulling out a bagged lunch at a catered wedding would be a bit insulting but that is just my opinion.
 
I've heard that certain 'fluids' can cause throat cancer during oral. Those same 'fluids' can allegedly cause colon cancer during anal.
 
I've heard that certain 'fluids' can cause throat cancer during oral. Those same 'fluids' can allegedly cause colon cancer during anal.
Hmmmm.....and therefore Cervical and/or Ovarian Cancer during Coitus.

Damn it science, are you trying too scare the Human Race into Extinction!??!
 
To bring it back to the actual topic at hand, the increase in all types of cancers is definitely related to all of the over-processing (and chemically enhancing) of foods. I have no doubt of that.
 
I always cry inside when I see the reactions to research online. Don't put so much weight on everything you read.
 
Not to start a debate, but pretty much most of America's health issues (including obesity and diabetes) could be solved if we could stop doing one major thing.

EATING (AND DRINKING) SUGARY CARBOHYDRATES.

Paleolithic Nutrition. Go look it up. Humans didn't start getting fatter and less healthy until agriculture showed up. Before that, humans lived and survived on a diet consisting of meat (and eggs and milk), nuts, some fruits, and leafy vegetables. The government, and people with lots of money to be made want us to think that low fat diets are good and that animal fat will kill you. This is simply not the case. Go watch Fat Head (no excuses, it's on Hulu!), but make sure you watch Super-Sized before you do.

On topic, do soft drinks cause cancer? Probably. Will a bunch of "experts" come out to refute it so you can keep buying your cavity cancer liquid? Yes.

Studying also shows that studying causes cancer.

Of this I have no doubt. :)
 
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I've heard that certain 'fluids' can cause throat cancer during oral. Those same 'fluids' can allegedly cause colon cancer during anal.

Get off Marx's account, Schlosser.
 
I heard Dr. Manhattan can give you cancer.

True Story.
 
I heard avvy's of Tom Welling as Superman can give you Cancer...and AIDS
 
Well if that is the case then I am so f***ed. I pretty much bleed Coca Cola.
 
I'm pretty sure everything gives you cancer nowadays.
 
It kind of makes me feel less guilty about smoking...

Here is a list I found, of everything that has been identified as causing cancer:

Alcohol, Air pollution, Baby food, Barbequed meat, Birth control pills, Bottled water, Bread, Breasts, Brooms, Bus stations, Candles, Careers for women, Casual sex, Car fumes, Celery, Charred foods, Cooked foods, Chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, Chips, Chlorinated water, Cholesterol, Low cholesterol, Coffee, Coke, Crackers, Dairy products, Deodorants, Depression, Ethnic beliefs, Fat, Flying, Fruit, Genes, Gingerbread, Global warming, Granite, Grilled meat, Hair dyes, Hamburgers, Hot tea, Incense, Infertility, Jewellery, Kissing, Lack of exercise, Laxatives, Lead, Left handedness, Listerine, Low fibre diet, Magnetic fields, Mammograms, Marijuana, Menopause, Microwave ovens, Milk hormones, Mixed spices, Mobile phones, Nickel, Night lighting, Night shifts, Not breast feeding, Not having a twin, Nuclear power plants, Obesity, Oestrogen, Olive oil, Orange juice, Oyster sauce, Ozone, Ozone depletion, Passive smoking, Peanuts, Pesticides, Pet birds, Plastic IV bags, Polio vaccine, Potato crisps (chips), Power lines, Proteins, Prozac, PVC, Radio masts, Railway sleepers, Red meat, Salt, Sausage, Shellfish, Soy sauce, Stress, Sun beds, Sunlight, Sunscreen, Talc, Testosterone, Tight bras, Toast, Toasters, Tobacco, Tooth fillings, Toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), Train stations, Under-arm shaving, Unvented stoves, UV radiation, Vatican radio masts, Vegetables, Vitamins, Wallpaper, Weedkiller (2-4 D), Welding fumes, Well water, Weight gain, Winter, Wood dust, Work, X-rays.

And another:

1.FACEBOOK: Social networking sites such as Facebook could raise your risk of serious health problems by reducing levels of face-to-face contact, a doctor claims.
2. WINE: Drinking just a small glass of wine a day can more than double the risk of cancer, a study claims. It says that consuming just one 125ml glass of wine increases the chance of developing mouth and throat cancer by 168 per cent.
3. A COLD: The common cold could be a major cause of childhood cancer, a new study claims. Researchers claim that an infection during pregnancy or in early childhood could leave children more susceptible to cancers like leukaemia or brain tumours.
4. DEODORANT: New research suggests that the aluminium in many anti-perspirants has a potential link with breast cancer. Here, a leading breast cancer specialist explains why he explains why he suggests avoiding the products.
5. CHIPS: Parents are being urged to stop giving their children chips amid fears they dramatically increase the risk of breast cancer. Serving under-fives chips just once a week raises their risk of breast cancer by 27 per cent, shocking new research has shown
6. ORAL SEX: Oral sex raises your risk of throat cancer scientists have warned. A new study found the sex act can pass on the human papillomavirus (HPV), which can trigger a specific type of throat cancer in both men and women
7. VITAMIN E: Vitamin E supplements may raise the risk of lung cancer, doctors have warned. A study of more than 77,000 people found that taking moderate to high doses of vitamin E led to a ’significant’ increase in risk of the cancer that kills on Briton every 15 minutes.
8. SAUSAGES AND BURGERS: A red dye used in sausages and burgers is being banned because it could cause cancer, the European Commission said today. The move will come into force within days
9. SOUP: People who regularly have soup with a high salt content could be increasing their risk of stomach cancer, according to an expert.
10. HAIR DYE: Women who use permanent hair dye may be putting themselves at increased risk of bladder cancer. If you have used hair dye for at least 15 years, the risk is three times greater, says new research
11. MOUTHWASH: There is now ’sufficient evidence’ that mouthwashes containing alcohol contribute to the increased risk of cancer in the mouth, according to a scientist.
12. SUN CREAM: Sun creams could raise the risk of getting skin cancer, warn experts. Although they help prevent sunburn, lotions fail to block out the ultraviolet rays which can cause the disease
13. PRINGLES, HULA-HOOPS & PRINCE CHARLES’ ORGANIC CRISPS: An organic product sold under Prince Charles’s Duchy Originals brand has been found to contain elevated levels of a cancer causing chemical.
14. X-RAYS: Diagnostic X-rays are linked to a small raised risk of cancer, according to researchers. The radiation could be the cause of 700 cancer cases per year in Britain
15. TALCUM POWDER: Women who use talcum powder every day to keep fresh are 40 per cent more likely to develop ovarian cancer, according to alarming research.
16. MOISTURISERS: Moisturisers used by millions of women every day may be increasing their risk of skin cancer, scientists have warned.
17. MOBILE PHONES: Mobile phones can take as little as ten minutes to trigger changes in the brain associated with cancer, scientists claimed yesterday. They found even low levels of radiation from handsets interfere with the way brain cells divide
18. RED MEAT: Eating large amounts of red and processed meat leaves you at greater risk of cancer, a major report has warned. One in ten cases of both lung and bowel cancer could be prevented if people cut down on beef, lamb, pork, sausages, ham and bacon, scientists say
19.TOOTH WHITENER: Dentists are warning the public over the proposed sale of super-strength tooth whitener linked to cancer. Under European Commission plans, the limit on concentration levels of bleach in over-the-counter products will rise 60 times
20. CHOCOLATES AND BAGGED SNACKS: Chocolates and bagged snacks are being pulled from shop shelves after potential cancer-causing toxins were found in a batch of rice flour
Hat tip on every single bit of text above to the Daily Mail.
 
^Case & point, ahaha. That's awful.
 
Just to clarify my original intent on this topic, I do not believe everything I read. I do however believe when there is very little or no evidence that the media should not report this. It only makes people paranoid. When someone dies of stomach cancer from caramel coloring then they can report it. This was an example of the media reporting a story simply to do it. It would be like the news saying "WE ARE GONNA BURN! THE SUN IS GOING SUPERNOVA!" " Oh by the way, it won't happen for 5 billion years." There is no point. Besides the public doesnt need to know why there coca cola doesn't have caramel coloring in it anymore. Nor do I think they would really care. If they do they will find out on their own.
 
NEWS Flash:
Living causes cancer.
Professor Abe V. Ouse, of Axiomatic University, said "Studies have found that living people have 100% more chance getting cancer then dead people. In fact, there have been no reported cases of a Dead Person Getting Cancer. Being Dead seems to give you immunity too cancer. If you want too avoid this terrible disease, it is recommended that you become dead."


Note: This is all satire. Don't "Become dead" This whole thing is a joke.
 
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