Dumb Conversations

[PyroChamber]

What do you think are some of the dumbest conversations you've ever heard between two people? You don't even have to be in the conversation yet when you hear what they're talking about you go "I can't believe I'm hearing this".

 

[Logan's Lady]

I really don't know....... dumb conversations I tend to forget.

It's only the interesting ones I remember

 

[Eggyman]

I just remembered hearing some guy chatting a girl up but failing miserably by talking about gases and the smell they exude.

Then I remembered it was an episode from Friends.

 

[Showtime]

"Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-Newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing."

 

[Obi-Ron]

I was walking down a Boston street recently when a truck went by with the company slogan "The power to produce" on the side (I forget the company now). A woman walking the other way turned to her friend and asked, "Power to PROduce?" (as in vegetables) "What does that mean?"

:facepalm

 

[Jokah Mon]

The other day I heard people arguing over whether Star Wars was japanese or not.

 

[RootBeerMaster]

I spent a lunch argueing with a girl about weather or not blowing things up with you mind is telekineses or not.

another time at luch this other girl brought up the fact she had boobie traps after watching Indiana Jones witch lead to the rest of the converstion being about Boobie traps.

um, yeah I pretty much have the dumbest converstions at lunch ever day.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I like to get people arguing in the comic shop over stupid fan boy stuff and laughing. My favorite? Is Quicksilver a murderer after the House/Son of M stuff

 

[Majic Walrus]

My favorite fanboy argument has to do with which is safer in a Zombie invasion. Wal-Mart or The Mountains.

Me... I'm all for stopping by Wal-Mart to stock up and then heading for someplace far away from all known civilization.

 

[terry78]

Two girls walking down Michigan Ave. in Chicago the other day discussing how to make their faces look thinner with certain types of makeup. Sadly they were blocking my way and I had to hear this for a full three blocks.

 

[Hooded Justice]

"Did I tell ya about my Mom and Dad? Well my Mom and Dad went on vacation down at Mammoth Cave, Kentucky. This is about ... six years ago, I think. Seems like it was six, about six years ago. Six or seven, possibly seven, could be. Somewhere in there, six, seven, more than six, less than seven. Let's call it six and a half. So my Mom and Dad went on vacation in Mammoth Cave, Kentucky, and my Dad found a big rat. What he thought was a big rat, turns out it was a dinosaur turd. A petrified dinosaur turd, 27-pounder ... ya know, now that I think of it ... it might have been eight years ago. That would have been close to Y2K, wouldn't it? Remember Y2K, whatever happened? Everybody was all worried about that, nothin' ever happened. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Big fuss, nothin' ever happened. Ya know? God, that's strange, ya know? So let's say, we'll say it's eight, eight years, eight, it was either eight or five. So my Dad gave my Mom this big turd, he said, "Here Mom, this is a big dinosaur turd, put it in your purse and take that home." My Mom said, "Dad, I don't think this is a dinosaur turd, this thing is still warm. Whoever dropped this thing is still walkin' around in here, and we better get the f*** outta this cave .......................................................................................................
NINE years ago. Nine. I know it was nine, because my wife was pregnant with our first boy, Mahmoud Ibn El Sayed Ben Salam. And he's ten now .......................................................................................................
Or is he, he's eleven, maybe he's eleven. He's either eleven or five."

- George Carlin