Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

[Gamma Burst]

Here are some 'pseudo-deep' lyrics. Quite dumb.

I slipped away
I slipped on a little white lie

We got heads on sticks
You got ventriloquists
We got heads on sticks
You got ventriloquists

Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed

Rats and children follow me out of town
Rats and children follow me out of town
Come on, kids . . .

 

[Ernie]

Most Rihanna songs and the 'Sexyback' chorus:

[Chorus]
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

 

[obin_gam]

[ Doublepost ]

 

[obin_gam]

I love everything that Blue Öyster Cult have done. But there is one line of lyrics, in "Magna Of Illusion", that has always flabbergasted me:

Now of these books in Grandad's keep
Some of them were new but mostly they were old

Its a great song, but when that line comes up I always cringe haha, I mean, its so utterly stupid and simple and I dont know... like duuuuuh!

 

[Manorly]

"I got it baby!
And I'm a MC
I move the ground like Moses.
Like the Red Sea,
I wear red like roses
Go against me you be dead like roses
Spittin' at yo head for bread like toastas."

I dig rap and all that, but this has to be one of the worst lines I've heard in m life.

 

[BatmanBeyond]

"She said her name was Shaiyeeda /I could tell her mama feed her"

No ****, sherlock.

 

[Joker]

There's one line in Lil' Wayne's section of the Kanye West song "See You In My Nightmare" that makes me cringe whenever I listen to it...

"You think your s*** don't stink
but you are Mrs. P U"

 

[FVD]

I love Jorn Lande but his lyrics have never really been a strong suit. Times he's recited

"Her hair as black as coal..."

"Darker than coal in the core of my soul."

"Touched by evil darker than coal."

What's his obsession with coal lol!