Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

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  1. That-Guy

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    "I don't think you're ready for this jelly."

    "Don't tell my heart; my achy breaky heart..."

    "She bangs! She bangs!"

    "Will it ever stop yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights, and I'll glow."
     
  2. Gambit8370

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    "Oh-oh-OH-OH-Oh... Oh-oh-OH-OH... Oh-oh-OH-OH-oh... the right stuff."
     
  3. -masta^minded-

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    that ketchup song :mad:
     
  4. Emilio's Mom

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    "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your's, damn right, it's better than your's, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge" :o

    "Shoobe doowap and scoobie snacks, I met a fine girl and I can't relax.."

    "nothing hurts like your mouth"
     
  5. Pirateking

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    "No no no no no no no no no no no no There's No Limit"
     
  6. incurock31

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    "The heat was hot."
    Well, duh :confused:
     
  7. Man-Thing

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    Boys, boys
    He you wanna know something?
    Boys, boys
    Boys like girls

    I know what boys like
    I know what guys want
    I know what boys like
    I've got what boys want
    Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

    I know what boys like
    I know what guys want
    I seem them looking (looking)

    I make them want me
    I like to tease them
    And they want to touch me
    I never let them

    I know what boys like
    I know what guys want
    I know what boys like
    Boys like, boys like me

    I got my cat moves
    That so upsets them
    Zippers and buttons
    Fun to frustrate them
    They get so angry
    Like pouty children
    Denied their candy
    I laugh right at them

    I know what boys like
    I know what guys want
    I know what boys like
    I've got what boys want
    Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

    I know what boys like
    I got what boys want
    I know what boys like
    Boys like, boys like, boys like me

    I think you're special
    I might let you
    You're so much different
    I might let you
    There's no one like you
    I might let you
    Or would you like that?
    I might let you
    Sucker!

    Boys, b - b - boys
    Boys, b - b - b - boys

    G - g - g - g - got what boys want
    G - g - g - got

    I know what boys like
    I know what guys want
    I know what boys like
    I've got what boys want
    Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

    I know what boys like
    I got what boys want
    I know what boys like
    Boys like, boys like, boys like me

    I know what boys like
    I got what boys want
    I know what boys like
    Boys like, boys like, boys like me

    Yeah, I know what boys like
    Come on girls, you know what they like
    It ain't no secret

    I know what boys like
    I know what guys want
    I know what boys like
    I've got what boys want
    Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
     
  8. TheArtofShadow

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    "ooooooooooh-AH-AH-AH!!!!"
    "Living Dead-Girl" :confused:
    "Once there was this girl who wouldn't change with all the other girls in the changing room and when they finaly made her, they found birth-marks all over her body. mmm MMMMM MMMM MMMMMM"-WTF?? Who Cares??
     
  9. Gambit8370

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    "Mmm-BOP-mmm-mmm-MMMM-BOP..."

    WTF was THAT about?
     
  10. Man-Thing

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    mmm-BOPs?:confused: :rolleyes:
     
  11. Emilio's Mom

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    "Jeremiah was a bullfrog...was a good friend of mine..." (that sounds like a personal problem)

    "and I wanna know, have I gone too far? cuz I've sunk to a brand new low" (I think you just answered your own question)

    "I touch your mouth, my willy is food" (er...gross)
     
  12. C. Lee

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    What's the ugliest part of your body?
    Some say your nose
    Some say your toes
    I think it's your mind

    by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
     
  13. bojangles

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    You gana die mutha ****er

    die mutha ****er

    you gana die mutha ****

    die mutha ****er
     
  14. C. Lee

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    They stole that from Zappa...he had a song that was only the line - Up against the wall Mother effer.
     
  15. Emilio's Mom

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    "who's that peekin in my window...POW!...nobody now" (actually, I like that one, it's funny :) )

    "you pushed from the inside...smothered" (ewwwww)

    "another postcard...the chimpanzee" (ok, actually, this whole song is a giant acid trip)
     
  16. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire The Pain of Fast Air

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    "I'm so cool I got all deez hos..." - any given rapper
     
  17. PLAS

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    there is no way you can call anything that came from Frank Zappa dumb!!!!

    even his poop was a piece of genius
     
  18. C. Lee

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    I took the "dumb" in the thread title to mean unusual....and you have to admit...his stuff is unusual.
     
  19. That-Guy

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    "U + Me = Us. I know my calculus."

    "I'm just a simple girl in a high-tech digital world."

    "She likes me for me; not because I hang with Leonardo or that guy who played in Fargo I think his name was Steve."
     
  20. Démon

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    And that'll be the opening song if Michael Jackson gets a talk show.

    My hated lyrics:
    "It's de Wango de Tango!"
    "I said I'm sorry, Mama..."
    "In the arms of the angel..."
     
  21. PLAS

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    ok, forgiven
     
  22. redmarvel

    redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    Actually, the lyric is "Another postcard with chimpanzees" - the guy is complaining that he keeps getting these chimpanzee postcards.

    If you're going to complain about a Barenaked Ladies tune, the one to pick would be:

    One Week

    "Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
    As I make you stop, think
    You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
    I summon fish to the dish,
    Although I like the Chalet Suisse
    And I like the sushi
    'cuz it's never touched a frying pan
    Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
    Big like LeAnn Rimes
    because I'm all about value
    Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
    You try to match wits
    You try to hold me but I bust through "
     
  23. Emilio's Mom

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    yea, but listen to the whole song, it's ******ed and the video is just as ******ed to match :)
     
  24. redmarvel

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    I actually like the Chimpanzee video... must be the monkey in me... :D
     
  25. Ryoko

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    beat me to it. Man that sucks.... not to mention played to death on the radion.
     

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