Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

[That-Guy]

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly."

"Don't tell my heart; my achy breaky heart..."

"She bangs! She bangs!"

"Will it ever stop yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights, and I'll glow."

 

[Gambit8370]

"Oh-oh-OH-OH-Oh... Oh-oh-OH-OH... Oh-oh-OH-OH-oh... the right stuff."

 

[-masta^minded-]

that ketchup song

 

[Emilio's Mom]

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your's, damn right, it's better than your's, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge"

"Shoobe doowap and scoobie snacks, I met a fine girl and I can't relax.."

"nothing hurts like your mouth"

 

[Pirateking]

"No no no no no no no no no no no no There's No Limit"

 

[incurock31]

"The heat was hot."
Well, duh

 

[Man-Thing]

Boys, boys
He you wanna know something?
Boys, boys
Boys like girls

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I seem them looking (looking)

I make them want me
I like to tease them
And they want to touch me
I never let them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like me

I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I think you're special
I might let you
You're so much different
I might let you
There's no one like you
I might let you
Or would you like that?
I might let you
Sucker!

Boys, b - b - boys
Boys, b - b - b - boys

G - g - g - g - got what boys want
G - g - g - got

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

Yeah, I know what boys like
Come on girls, you know what they like
It ain't no secret

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

 

[TheArtofShadow]

"ooooooooooh-AH-AH-AH!!!!"
"Living Dead-Girl"
"Once there was this girl who wouldn't change with all the other girls in the changing room and when they finaly made her, they found birth-marks all over her body. mmm MMMMM MMMM MMMMMM"-WTF?? Who Cares??

 

[Gambit8370]

"Mmm-BOP-mmm-mmm-MMMM-BOP..."

WTF was THAT about?

 

[Man-Thing]

Originally posted by Gambit8370
"Mmm-BOP-mmm-mmm-MMMM-BOP..."

WTF was THAT about?

mmm-BOPs?

 

[Emilio's Mom]

"Jeremiah was a bullfrog...was a good friend of mine..." (that sounds like a personal problem)

"and I wanna know, have I gone too far? cuz I've sunk to a brand new low" (I think you just answered your own question)

"I touch your mouth, my willy is food" (er...gross)

 

[C. Lee]

What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think it's your mind

by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

 

[bojangles]

You gana die mutha ****er

die mutha ****er

you gana die mutha ****

die mutha ****er

 

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by bojangles
You gana die mutha ****er

die mutha ****er

you gana die mutha ****

die mutha ****er

They stole that from Zappa...he had a song that was only the line - Up against the wall Mother effer.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

"who's that peekin in my window...POW!...nobody now" (actually, I like that one, it's funny )

"you pushed from the inside...smothered" (ewwwww)

"another postcard...the chimpanzee" (ok, actually, this whole song is a giant acid trip)

 

[Immortalfire]

"I'm so cool I got all deez hos..." - any given rapper

 

[PLAS]

Originally posted by C. Lee
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think it's your mind

by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

there is no way you can call anything that came from Frank Zappa dumb!!!!

even his poop was a piece of genius

 

[C. Lee]

I took the "dumb" in the thread title to mean unusual....and you have to admit...his stuff is unusual.

 

[That-Guy]

"U + Me = Us. I know my calculus."

"I'm just a simple girl in a high-tech digital world."

"She likes me for me; not because I hang with Leonardo or that guy who played in Fargo I think his name was Steve."

 

[Démon]

Originally posted by Man-Thing
Boys, boys
He you wanna know something?
Boys, boys
Boys like girls

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I seem them looking (looking)

I make them want me
I like to tease them
And they want to touch me
I never let them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like me

I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I think you're special
I might let you
You're so much different
I might let you
There's no one like you
I might let you
Or would you like that?
I might let you
Sucker!

Boys, b - b - boys
Boys, b - b - b - boys

G - g - g - g - got what boys want
G - g - g - got

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

Yeah, I know what boys like
Come on girls, you know what they like
It ain't no secret

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

And that'll be the opening song if Michael Jackson gets a talk show.

My hated lyrics:
"It's de Wango de Tango!"
"I said I'm sorry, Mama..."
"In the arms of the angel..."

 

[PLAS]

Originally posted by C. Lee
I took the "dumb" in the thread title to mean unusual....and you have to admit...his stuff is unusual.

ok, forgiven

 

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
[B"another postcard...the chimpanzee" (ok, actually, this whole song is a giant acid trip) [/B]

Actually, the lyric is "Another postcard with chimpanzees" - the guy is complaining that he keeps getting these chimpanzee postcards.

If you're going to complain about a Barenaked Ladies tune, the one to pick would be:

One Week

"Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Suisse
And I like the sushi
'cuz it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through "

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by redmarvel
Actually, the lyric is "Another postcard with chimpanzees" - the guy is complaining that he keeps getting these chimpanzee postcards.

If you're going to complain about a Barenaked Ladies tune, the one to pick would be:

One Week

"Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Suisse
And I like the sushi
'cuz it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through "

yea, but listen to the whole song, it's ******ed and the video is just as ******ed to match

 

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
yea, but listen to the whole song, it's ******ed and the video is just as ******ed to match

I actually like the Chimpanzee video... must be the monkey in me...

 

[Ryoko]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your's, damn right, it's better than your's, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge"

beat me to it. Man that sucks.... not to mention played to death on the radion.