Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

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"I don't think you're ready for this jelly."

"Don't tell my heart; my achy breaky heart..."

"She bangs! She bangs!"

"Will it ever stop yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights, and I'll glow."
 
"Oh-oh-OH-OH-Oh... Oh-oh-OH-OH... Oh-oh-OH-OH-oh... the right stuff."
 
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your's, damn right, it's better than your's, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge" :o

"Shoobe doowap and scoobie snacks, I met a fine girl and I can't relax.."

"nothing hurts like your mouth"
 
"No no no no no no no no no no no no There's No Limit"
 
Boys, boys
He you wanna know something?
Boys, boys
Boys like girls

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I seem them looking (looking)

I make them want me
I like to tease them
And they want to touch me
I never let them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like me

I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I think you're special
I might let you
You're so much different
I might let you
There's no one like you
I might let you
Or would you like that?
I might let you
Sucker!

Boys, b - b - boys
Boys, b - b - b - boys

G - g - g - g - got what boys want
G - g - g - got

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

Yeah, I know what boys like
Come on girls, you know what they like
It ain't no secret

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
 
"ooooooooooh-AH-AH-AH!!!!"
"Living Dead-Girl" :confused:
"Once there was this girl who wouldn't change with all the other girls in the changing room and when they finaly made her, they found birth-marks all over her body. mmm MMMMM MMMM MMMMMM"-WTF?? Who Cares??
 
"Mmm-BOP-mmm-mmm-MMMM-BOP..."

WTF was THAT about?
 
"Jeremiah was a bullfrog...was a good friend of mine..." (that sounds like a personal problem)

"and I wanna know, have I gone too far? cuz I've sunk to a brand new low" (I think you just answered your own question)

"I touch your mouth, my willy is food" (er...gross)
 
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think it's your mind

by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
 
You gana die mutha ****er

die mutha ****er

you gana die mutha ****

die mutha ****er
 
Originally posted by bojangles
You gana die mutha ****er

die mutha ****er

you gana die mutha ****

die mutha ****er
They stole that from Zappa...he had a song that was only the line - Up against the wall Mother effer.
 
"who's that peekin in my window...POW!...nobody now" (actually, I like that one, it's funny :) )

"you pushed from the inside...smothered" (ewwwww)

"another postcard...the chimpanzee" (ok, actually, this whole song is a giant acid trip)
 
"I'm so cool I got all deez hos..." - any given rapper
 
Originally posted by C. Lee
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think it's your mind

by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
there is no way you can call anything that came from Frank Zappa dumb!!!!

even his poop was a piece of genius
 
I took the "dumb" in the thread title to mean unusual....and you have to admit...his stuff is unusual.
 
"U + Me = Us. I know my calculus."

"I'm just a simple girl in a high-tech digital world."

"She likes me for me; not because I hang with Leonardo or that guy who played in Fargo I think his name was Steve."
 
Originally posted by Man-Thing
Boys, boys
He you wanna know something?
Boys, boys
Boys like girls

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I seem them looking (looking)

I make them want me
I like to tease them
And they want to touch me
I never let them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like me

I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I think you're special
I might let you
You're so much different
I might let you
There's no one like you
I might let you
Or would you like that?
I might let you
Sucker!

Boys, b - b - boys
Boys, b - b - b - boys

G - g - g - g - got what boys want
G - g - g - got

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

I know what boys like
I got what boys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like, boys like me

Yeah, I know what boys like
Come on girls, you know what they like
It ain't no secret

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

And that'll be the opening song if Michael Jackson gets a talk show.

My hated lyrics:
"It's de Wango de Tango!"
"I said I'm sorry, Mama..."
"In the arms of the angel..."
 
Originally posted by C. Lee
I took the "dumb" in the thread title to mean unusual....and you have to admit...his stuff is unusual.
ok, forgiven
 
Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
[B"another postcard...the chimpanzee" (ok, actually, this whole song is a giant acid trip) [/B]

Actually, the lyric is "Another postcard with chimpanzees" - the guy is complaining that he keeps getting these chimpanzee postcards.

If you're going to complain about a Barenaked Ladies tune, the one to pick would be:

One Week

"Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Suisse
And I like the sushi
'cuz it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through "
 
Originally posted by redmarvel
Actually, the lyric is "Another postcard with chimpanzees" - the guy is complaining that he keeps getting these chimpanzee postcards.

If you're going to complain about a Barenaked Ladies tune, the one to pick would be:

One Week

"Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Suisse
And I like the sushi
'cuz it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through "
yea, but listen to the whole song, it's ******ed and the video is just as ******ed to match :)
 
Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
yea, but listen to the whole song, it's ******ed and the video is just as ******ed to match :)

I actually like the Chimpanzee video... must be the monkey in me... :D
 
Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your's, damn right, it's better than your's, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge" :o
beat me to it. Man that sucks.... not to mention played to death on the radion.
 

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