E77's Rants And Complaints About Insigificant Life Issues

[Ronny Shade]

or be fapping to downloaded havoc mpegs

 

[Equint77]

or be fapping to downloaded havoc mpegs

yessir....

I got a job bartending this place a few weeks ago... and it seemed alright... I noticed there was this small dance floor but I didn't think too much about it... so I'm there setting up when the owner starts blasting club music.... I walked out and quit that very second.

 

[Neptune]

yessir....

I got a job bartending this place a few weeks ago... and it seemed alright... I noticed there was this small dance floor but I didn't think too much about it... so I'm there setting up when the owner starts blasting club music.... I walked out and quit that very second.

Hahahah. Why don't you like clubs? You can't dance?

 

[Equint77]

Hahahah. Why don't you like clubs? You can't dance?

the music.... I hate club music.... it's not my scene.

a bar, pub, lounge... that's where I go... give me a place with TV's and sports and a jukebox full of music I like... I'm happy...

 

[Ronny Shade]

I was under the impression they didn't play "club music" in clubs anymore.

 

[Equint77]

I was under the impression they didn't play "club music" in clubs anymore.

go to long island...

 

[Erzengel]

i'd rather stay home and play solitare or a cool game of "D&D" than be seen in a club.

Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, Equint
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a f'
cause it's not your birthday!

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami i got the X ,if you into takin drugs
Im into havin sex i aint into makin love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed

 

[huskerwebhead]

Dear God....I hate traffic. More than that, I hate rubber neckers. Have we all seen a car on the side of the road? Someone pulled over by a cop? And I'm not talking about total car destruction or guys lined up handcuffed behind the car stuff. Just a car...sitting on the side of the road. Or a cop pulling over your average Joe for speeding. Have we all seen that??? Then why the **** do we have to slow down to see it for the 500th time?!?!?!? It's not enough that it's raining and everyone is driving like grandmas already...but now we all have to wave to the parked cars and Police Officers??? Christ Almighty move your ass!!! Go home and watch COPS or Worlds Scariest Police Videos. God knows there is at least one on at all times during the day. I've never wanted to have a push bar on the front of my truck so much in my life. As my day started this seemed like a simple punch in the gut offence. But as I sat in traffic for 20 MINUTES only to find out we were all looking at a pulled over speeder it jumped up to a swift kick in the nuts. Everyone who slowed down to look at this and caused ME to slow down as a result should be pulled out of their vehicle and kicked in the nuts. Anyone that happens to drive by and slows down to watch them getting kicked in the nuts....they get two kicks. If it's a woman then they get the equivilant number of punches to the Mommy Bags.

 

[Ronny Shade]

You are not Equint

 

[huskerwebhead]

True, but the thread died and I felt like *****ing....

 

[Darthphere]

Club music is teh fruity.


Dont you hate it on the radio when they make your favorite song a dance mix. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Your problem is that your favorite song is not already a dance mix

 

[Darthphere]

Your problem is that your favorite song is not already a dance mix

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Ronny Shade]

you forgot the darth vader pic

 

[Darthphere]

you forgot the darth vader pic

Use your imagination.

 

[Ronny Shade]

if i must

 

[Equint77]

True, but the thread died and I felt like *****ing....

I had a list of rants but I can't remember all of them and when I try I just forget them anyway.

 

[musclesforsupes]

i STILL HATE GRANDPA JOE!

 

[Son Of Logan]

I had a list of rants but I can't remember all of them and when I try I just forget them anyway.

Sounds like problem solved.

 

[Equint77]

Rant Number 4: "My Super Sweet 16" on Mtv.

I was watching this garbage last night and I swear to god I'm glad my friends in HS robbed the rich kids at my school... they ****ing deserved it. Well I was watching one episode with this one **** who was turning 18 and the ****ing ***** wanted a ****ing snake so she could make her ****ing entrance to her ****ing ****y birthday. All episode the ***** said she wants to show off how rich she is. In the end she got a 92K car, some ****ing dance club ****ing mo mo to sing at her party and sweat all over her.

Did I mention this ****ing god damn piece of ****ing horse **** lives in Long Island?

 

[Son Of Logan]

Rant Number 4: "My Super Sweet 16" on Mtv.

I was watching this garbage last night and I swear to god I'm glad my friends in HS robbed the rich kids at my school... they ****ing deserved it. Well I was watching one episode with this one **** who was turning 18 and the ****ing ***** wanted a ****ing snake so she could make her ****ing entrance to her ****ing ****y birthday. All episode the ***** said she wants to show off how rich she is. In the end she got a 92K car, some ****ing dance club ****ing mo mo to sing at her party and sweat all over her.

Did I mention this ****ing god damn piece of ****ing horse **** lives in Long Island?

MTV & BET are banned in my house. MTV2 gets the occassional play though.

 

[Equint77]

my addiction to Real World and the Challenges is the only thing that keeps me watching that channel.

 

[jaguarr]

Turn off your TV and go outside, yo!

jag

 

[Son Of Logan]

Throw away your television
Take the noose off your ambition
Reinvent your intuition now
It's a repeat of a story told
It's a repeat and it's getting old

 

[Equint77]

I'm on the verge of getting a bartending job on a yacht... if things go right I'll be on easy street in a matter of weeks.