Eight zombie-proof homes you can purchase

[terry78]

http://realestate.yahoo.com/news/anti-zombie-strongholds-for-sale.html

These realtors know something we don't?

 

[knowsbleed]

The second one... it's dreamy... and cheap!!

 

[knowsbleed]

You have no idea.

 

[KALEL114]

The first one is cool, but everyone knows zombies are not afraid of water. Unless they are cat zombies, but what are the odds of that. I think I just jinxed us.

 

[Majik1387]

I hate zombies. most overrated monsters of all time.

Yet the most realistic currently.

 

[Majik1387]

Most realistic?!?!?

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

Have you missed all the news of people eating other people?

Of course they take place in FL, where at least half these homes are.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I hate zombies. most overrated monsters of all time.

Well, at least there's no guessing now who gets attacked and eaten first!

But seriously, Land of the Dead established that zombies can walk underwater, so the moat house is useless.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

I hate zombies. most overrated monsters of all time.

cause I gotta.
I too concur with this statement( I guess I will be eaten next)stupid zombies! going around eating people's brains. don't you know that's how you get tapeworms!! Werewolves are cooler!

Oh and might I add your user name is the best I have seen in these parts in awhile hahahaha

 

[Duke]

I personally like #1 & #3 with the personal heli pad.

 

[Raiden]

Those aren't zombies... those are people hopped up on PCP biting at other people. Huge difference.

That's what the media would want us to believe.