Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

HOme Alone.

Be Bane (wearing a mask that hides most of your face for life)
OR
Be Joker (showing your face but with crazy scars and face paint)

 

[blueharvest]

Be Bane

The Muppet Christmas Carol or Scrooged?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Scrooged

Be transported to a new planet with no power or anyone else, just you (plenty of food and drink)
OR
Be dropped into the most populated area of India where you must live for one year, you get $500k at the end.

 

[blueharvest]

Be dropped into the most populated area of India.

The Fast and the Furious or Gone in 60 Seconds?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Gone in 60 seconds.

Burgers or seafood?

 

[blueharvest]

Seafood

Miracle on 34th Street or It's A Wonderful Life?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Miracle on 34th Street

A store where every item is free or a restaurant where every dish is calorie free?

 

[blueharvest]

A restaurant where every dish is calorie free.

Would you rather have Universal respect or Unlimited Power?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Control all electronics with your mind OR have concentrated acid for blood, but your spit is chocolate milk for some reason?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Control all electronic with my mind!!! brrrrrrrrrrr :P

Perform petty thievery for a living OR Perform grand larceny for a living

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Petty Theft seems a bit more sustainable and if one got busted it would be a short stretch instead of long sentences for GTA.

You live in a large fancy house in the coldest area on Earth
OR
You live in a run down shack in paradise

 

[MissMarvelous]

Paradise!

Only dance the charleston
OR
Only dance the macarena

 

[blueharvest]

Only dance the macarena

Live in Siberia or live in the Sahara Desert?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Siberia would be awesome.

Watch a movie and enjoy it for 48 hours, then it disappears from your memory.
OR
Listen to any song and it stays complete in your memory forever.

 

[blueharvest]

Watch a movie and enjoy it for 48 hours, then it disappears from my memory.

Would you rather be in a real life version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Jurassic Park!

Have Gandalf as your Granddad OR Have Dumbledore as your Granddad

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Grampa Gandalf, sure I won't see him for months possibly years at a time, but when he does show up it won't be boring.

The only animal you can eat is chicken but it tastes like everything
OR
The only dogs left on Earth are rabid Chihuahuas but they won't bite you... much.

 

[blueharvest]

The only dogs left on Earth are rabid Chihuahuas.

Have a shaved head or have hair grow past your shoulders?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Have a shaved head

Have the power go out when watching a movie or have an air conditioner stop working in the middle of summer?

 

[blueharvest]

Have the power go out while watching a movie.

Have a hamster-sized dog or have a dog-sized hamster?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dog size Hamster, maybe it would live longer than 2 weeks.

Locked in a room with 3 toddlers for an afternoon
Or
Live with Romanian Gypsies for a week

 

[MissMarvelous]

Gypsies!

Have Reddit take up 90% of your day
OR
Have 9gag take up 90% of your day

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Reddit, more sections and potential conversations.

Lifetime supply of Doritos, pizza, and beverage of your choice
Or
A pen, pair of sunglasses, and keychain that you can never lose

 

[MissMarvelous]

Lifetime supply of Doritos, pizza, and beverage of your choice. Please.

Be killed in a Saw movie
OR
Be killed in a Final Destination movie

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Be killed in a Final Destination movie, hopefully it would be very quick out of nowhere.

Speak only in Russian and sing only in Japanese
OR
Live only in Russia and vacation only in Japan.