Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

All I can eat, because I like trying a little bit of everything.

Have your society focus on culture (art, literature, music, films, etc..) OR Have your society focus on science

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Science because anyone can be trained to be a decent scientist or researcher but it takes real talented people to focus a society on culture and the arts, and most people (like me) just aren't.

Train athletes to win in their field of sport for the money and the glory
OR
Train people to be well rounded critical thinking members of society

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Train people to be well rounded critical thinking members of society

Wake up with a headache or go to sleep with a fever?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Go to sleep with a fever


Have to smile every waking hour OR Have to laugh loudly every thirty minutes

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Laugh too loud every 30min, I do that already.

Anything good you do is returned upon you a hundred-fold, people kill you with kindness
OR
You're essentially invisible, people subconsciously cannot notice you, you'll get walked into, run over, elbowed into oblivion if you're not careful

 

[MissMarvelous]

People killing me with kindness.

Have a complete stranger that cuddles with you OR Have non-stop screaming 7 year olds

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Creepy stranger, my nerves can't deal with screechers.

Dogs always barking outside your window 24/7 nothing shuts them up.
OR
Your cat barfs up nasty stuff on your favorite things once a day forever.

 

[MissMarvelous]

The barfing. The older I get, the more sensitive I get with noises.

Only be able to meow yet live nine lives OR Be able to talk and live once

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I bet I could get along fine just meowing, for nine lifetimes.

You are the best actor, unemployed, but you can mimic anyone, you essentially become that person.
OR
You're the best musician, unconsciously, picking up an instrument you lose yourself in the music and play amazingly but you'll forget about it minutes later.

 

[MissMarvelous]

The best musician

Have uncontrollable Ear Hair OR Have uncontrollable Nose Hair

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Nose hair, it can blend into my mustache

Run an Old West saloon, serve nothing but whiskey and have occasional gunfights & brawls
OR
Run a Medieval Inn and serve Wine - Bread - Cheese & Big hunks of meat to wandering adventurers

 

[MissMarvelous]

Medieval Inn!

Never be able remember anyone's birthday or anniversary or Forget every historical date from the past and why it was important

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Forget all the Birthdays and Annos, I do that already, terrible bloody memory.

Hunting and cooking/eating Pokemon (Gotta eat em all)
OR
Getting blitzed on tequila and kitten juggling in Tijuana

 

[MissMarvelous]

Tijuana, I guess.

If you were only allowed to read one comic book company's comic books, would you rather...

Only read Marvel OR Only read DC Comics

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Marvel all day every day

Have bright red hair and now the heat doesn't bother you
OR
Have platinum blonde hair and now cold doesn't bother you

 

[MissMarvelous]

Platinum blonde

Be able to control/talk to machines OR Be able to produce an unlimited amount electricity

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Control machines, Hackerman!

All your food is encased in gelatin OR all your food is double deep fried

 

[Web-Head]

double deep fried

Easter/Spring Oreos or Halloween Oreos?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Halloween oreos, I guess

Wear pants too high OR Wear pants too low

 

[Web-Head]

Too low

Web swing with Spider-Man or glide with Batman

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Batman, but I get to fly the Bat-Plane!

A night with Mystique or a weekend getaway at a fancy hotel with Starfox

 

[MissMarvelous]

Mystique and I get to ask her to transform in all those people I want to have fun with

Have every commercial be an annoying Geico ad for the rest of your life
Have every commercial be a Verizon "Can you hear me now?" ad for the rest of your life

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Geico ads

Live on the floating slum of Makoko in Lagos, Nigeria
OR
Bathe every day in the River Ganges by Varanasi in Uttar Pradesh, India

 

[MissMarvelous]

Both are nightmares for me but I'll take the floating slum.

Find a book about everything about the past
Or
Find a book about everything about the future

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I'll take the Big Book of History. I don't like spoilers.

Download directly into your memory every book ever written with 100% retention
OR
Download onto an experimental iPod every song ever released, best quality sound.