Either This Or That... - Part 1

Stop All Wars

Send William Shatner to Mars -or- Make George Takei Governer of California?
 
Make George Takei Governor of California

Would you rather be an average person in the present or the King of a large country 2500 years ago?
 
Oh heck yeah I'd be a Pharaoh and watch the Pyramid of Khafre getting built.

Be a Golf Pro and visit all the Courses in the PGA Tour -or- Be a Tennis Pro and play at Wimbledon for the Championship?
 
Be a golf Pro

Would you rather have Tom Hanks' acting ability or Jay-Z's business acumen?
 
Tom H's acting abilities.

Live an extra 50 years OR Be guaranteed entrance to Heaven
 
Live an extra 50 years

Would you rather watch a sporting event on a TV or live at a stadium?
 
Watch the Super Bowl this February in a Perch Suite.

Own a mostly underground bunker style house -OR- Own a mountain-top Ski Lodge?
 
Own a mountain top ski resort

Would you rather find a roach in your kitchen or a rat in your bed?
 
A roach!

Have to get around on all fours all the time OR Only make animal noises
 
Have to get around on all fours all the time

Would you rather lose your car keys or your cell phone?
 
Cell phone

Would you rather order a package from Amazon only to find that it is unbelievable or receive an item in the mail three months after you ordered it?
 
Receive an item in the mail 3 months after I order it

Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?
 
A personal chef! I'd love that.

Be a regular on a daily soap opera OR Make one-line cameos in three large Hollywood blockbusters each year
 
Make one-line cameos in 3 large Hollywood blockbusters every year

Would you rather have unlimited international first-class tickets or never have to pay for food at restaurants?
 
I'll take the free meals.

Never have regrets in life -OR- Never make a mistake of any kind in life?
 
Never make a mistake of any kind

Have a lifetime supply of the pills from the movie Limitless or have a lifetime supply of the pills from the Injustice comic book and game?
 
Gimme dat NZT-48, my Brain be fast as feck boi!

Have half your body tattooed Blue in Celtic tribal designs -OR- have half your body covered in Chambri Tribal scale scarifications?
 
Have half my body tattooed Blue in Celtic tribal designs

Would you rather be in a ballet class or a salsa class?
 
I'll go to the salsa class with all the hot Señoritas. :hrt:

Be entirely immersed in a mud bath -OR- Have Nickelodeon Slime poured all over you?
 
Be entirely immersed in a mud bath

Would you rather take care of the Beast from Beauty and the Beast for the rest of your life or have Gaston as your boyfriend?
 
Gaston, seems like a take charge kinda fella, good in a fight maybe.

Astral Project yourself anywhere for an hour a day -OR- See an hour into the future but you cannot change what you see?
 
Astral project myself anywhere

Would you rather have to walk to work in high heels or drive to work in reverse?
 
Walk to work in high heels

Would you rather take a vacation in Greece or be involved in an English monarchy?
 
Vacation in Greece

Would you rather lounge by the pool or by the beach?
 
Lounge by the beach.

If you had kids, would you rather...

Regurgitate food to feed them OR Lick your children to bathe them
 

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