Every Beastiality-Lovers Dream

[imdaly]

Six-legged Cow Probably Heralds Apocalypse

Residents of the Colombian town of Villa Vieja got a bit of a surprise when a calf was born with six legs, two sets of genitals and two udders.

'The calf has six legs, two vaginas and six nipples,' explained the animal's owner, Salvador Vanegas.

Vanegas, who has been raising cattle for many years, said it was the first time he has seen a calf born with that many legs and vaginas.

Dozens of residents of Villa Vieja - in Colombia's central Huila province - gathered at Vanega's ranch at the weekend to see the leggy, double-vagina'd animal.

'Some people (were) horrified while looking at the calf with the six legs, but what can we do about it? This is a thing of nature,' said Julio Hector Corrales, a relative of Vanega.

Corrales attributed the abnormalities in the animal to a possible lack of calcium.

'Animals don't develop as they should,' he noted.

The six-legged cow is not the first hoofed mammal with too many body parts to hit the headlines recently: other recent examples include a cow with two faces, and a seven-legged intersex deer.

Source



Whoa. "Double-Vagina'd" ....don't see THAT word being used every day...

 

[OverMyHead]

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

 

[Fledermaus]

Vanegas, who has been raising cattle for many years, said it was the first time he has seen a calf born with that many legs and vaginas.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAt:

 

[AndThePickles]

That's disgusting.

 

[Warhammer]

Wowzer...



That's just weird...

...and kinda funny.

 

[Lord Doom]

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

I'm gettin' the hell outta here!

 

[Kritish]

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

Now that's what I call oral sex.

 

[imdaly]

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

Yeah. MY teeth

 

[OverMyHead]

An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.

But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak – the lizards have two penises.

I never knew that..

 

[imdaly]

No WONDER Mrs. Connors always stayed with Curt despite all the danger!

 

[Lord Doom]

Yeah. MY teeth

ROTFLOL!t: t:

 

[Addendum]

 

[imdaly]

Looks like someone forgot to put on ze bra today!



...GET IT?? Ze. Bra.

Ze. BRA?

ZEBRA!

ohhh...I kill myself....

 

[unstoppable]

um.................... creepy

 

[unstoppable]

Looks like someone forgot to put on ze bra today!



...GET IT?? Ze. Bra.

Ze. BRA?

ZEBRA!

ohhh...I kill myself....

please do

 

[jaguarr]

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

Yes, I have. Her name is Toven.

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Yes, I have. Her name is Toven.

jag

That...that was a bad personal experience

 

[Addendum]

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

No, but I've heard of the Killer Condom

 

[Kritish]

Yes, I have. Her name is Toven.

jag

They aren't true teeth, they're modified pubic hair that makes venom.

 

[jaguarr]

That...that was a bad personal experience

If only every man her vagina has eaten alive were to be so lucky as to have a couple milkbones nearby to feed her while they were to escape.

I tried to find a good picture of a ponygirl for this thread, btw, but I'll be damned if I could find a decent one that didn't have the ponygirl flashing her ****.

jag

 

[Assassin]

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

There not her teeth, they're pillow pant's, her ***** troll.

 

[heypapajinx]

out of everything abnormal and strange about that article, this is what i found most amusing.

Corrales attributed the abnormalities in the animal to a possible lack of calcium.

pfft. and they say milk is a great source of calcium.

 

[Assassin]

That, my friend is called Irony.

 

[Danger Mouse]

How is this news exciting to bestiality-lovers? No matter how many the vaginas a cow has, you only have one wang.

 

[Assassin]

Not only is he a Mod, ladies and gentlemen, he's smart too!

I havent thought about that