Can you breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time?
Why is it, that the sun darkens the colour of your skin, but lightens the colour of your hair?
If swimming is such exercise, why are whales fat?
If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would you know?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Do octopuses have arms or legs?
Who was the first person to see a cow, and think what would happen if I pulled those dangling bits and drink the liquid that comes out?
If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
How can you hear yourself think?
How can someone 'draw a blank'?
How do the "Keep off the grass" signs get there?
Why do men have nipples?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
If it is a 50mph wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
What does OK actually mean?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Do cows drink milk?
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
Do ducks sneeze?
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
Why are there dents in a golf ball?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Can bald men get lice?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Can someone give up lent for lent?
What did cured ham actually have?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
Can crop circles be square?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
Do stairs go up or down?
Can you make a candle out of earwax?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If heat rises then shouldnt hell be cold?
Why cant you get a tan on your palms?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why are shampoo suds always white, regardless of the colour of the shampoo?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
What colour is a mirror?
If it is zero degrees outside today and tomorrow it is supposed to be twice as cold, how cold will it be tomorrow?
How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
Aren't all rooms room temperature?
If you are driving at near the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what will you see?
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless grapes?
Why is ice clear but snow white?
What do bald men wash their head with- soap or shampoo?
If something goes without saying, then why say it?
Can you breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time?
I've done it before. I don't think it's healthy.
Why is it, that the sun darkens the colour of your skin, but lightens the colour of your hair?
Because they're made out of different stuff
If swimming is such exercise, why are whales fat?
Evolution
If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would you know?
You could cross reference other dictionaries and peer-edited journals and linguistics experts if you really wanted, but if Webster got it wrong, you probably shouldn't be worried about trying to get it right.
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
That's a joke, right? Don't answer that.
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Because home would become where you moved to, duh.
Do octopuses have arms or legs?
"Appendages"
Who was the first person to see a cow, and think what would happen if I pulled those dangling bits and drink the liquid that comes out?
They probably realized that milk comes out of mammary glands because of experience with humans and animal domestication.
If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
See Drakon's post.
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
If I took an exam, wouldn't that be stealing from the school?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
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Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
Cuz it was spelled wrong in the dictionary.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
No it'd be called a simulium
Do cows have calf muscles?
LOL
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?
Same reason it's hard to read dyslexic
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Because God hates you
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Same reason "Lisp" can't be pronounced by someone with one.
Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
It does.
Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
White with black.
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Yes.
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
I got nothin'
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
It doesn't. Rain falls too. A rain drop is a noun.
Why are boxing rings square?
So you can have corners.
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
Koalas aren't bears either.
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
Science.
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
certain frequencies get absorbed by the ground while others are reflected back to the eye of the viewer.
How can you hear yourself think?
You can't.
How can someone 'draw a blank'?
With an eraser
How do the "Keep off the grass" signs get there?
Hypocrisy
Why do men have nipples?
Evolution.
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Depends which was invented first, the fruit or the color.
Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
Same reason Mario has a mustache and overalls.
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
If you had a really big stone.
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
X-rays don't see through everything.
If it is a 50mph wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
No?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
yes.
What does OK actually mean?
It's short for okay.
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
The negative zone!
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
Metaphors.
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Weird.
Do cows drink milk?
yes.
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
Which ever one sounded cooler.
Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
Maybe. Probably not.
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
He has to post it for bail.
What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
The sewer system would be strained.
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
Do the stars stop shining when the sun comes up?
Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
That one always bothered me.
Do ducks sneeze?
I don't pretend to know the answer to that.
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
The Question mentioned that in JLU. DOn't remember.
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
Same reason you cant swallow with your mouth open.
Why are there dents in a golf ball?
Ask Squeekness.
Which way does a compass point in space?
Towards you.
Can bald men get lice?
Probably. Under weird circumstances.
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
Cannibal Pigs. Don't make me make a movie about it.
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
Evolution.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Metaphor
Can someone give up lent for lent?
Depends if you want it back or not.
What did cured ham actually have?
It was alive.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Easier to stack
Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
I've done it.
Can crop circles be square?
Then they'd be crop squares.
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Testicle.
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
I don't think coconuts are nuts.
Do stairs go up or down?
Diagonal.
Can you make a candle out of earwax?
If you really wanted.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Usually.
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Figuratively, sure.
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Because you dont cut them
If heat rises then shouldnt hell be cold?
Not if its the source of the heat.
Why cant you get a tan on your palms?
You can't?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Round plates are safer.
Why are shampoo suds always white, regardless of the colour of the shampoo?
Have you tested that?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
I think they'd just give up and swim away.
What colour is a mirror?
White.
If it is zero degrees outside today and tomorrow it is supposed to be twice as cold, how cold will it be tomorrow?
Depends what you're using as a reference point.
How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
I wouldn't gamble.
If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
Yes.
Aren't all rooms room temperature?
Yes.
If you are driving at near the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what will you see?
Science.
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless grapes?
Farmers.
Why is ice clear but snow white?
Clear is just another word for uber white.
What do bald men wash their head with- soap or shampoo?
Soap, probably.
If something goes without saying, then why say it?
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