Something to tickle your brain.

[Omega214]

• Can you breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time?
• Why is it, that the sun darkens the colour of your skin, but lightens the colour of your hair?
• If swimming is such exercise, why are whales fat?
• If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would you know?
• Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
• If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
• Do octopuses have arms or legs?
• Who was the first person to see a cow, and think what would happen if I pulled those dangling bits and drink the liquid that comes out?
• If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
• If you take a shower, where do you put it?
• Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
• Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Do cows have calf muscles?
• Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?
• Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
• Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
• If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
• Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
• Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
• Why are boxing rings square?
• Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
• On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
• Where does the white go when the snow melts?
• How can you hear yourself think?
• How can someone 'draw a blank'?
• How do the "Keep off the grass" signs get there?
• Why do men have nipples?
• If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
• Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
• Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
• If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
• If it is a 50mph wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
• If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
• What does OK actually mean?
• If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
• Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
• If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
• Do cows drink milk?
• If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st –January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
• Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
• If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
• What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
• Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
• Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
• Do ducks sneeze?
• What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
• Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
• Why are there dents in a golf ball?
• Which way does a compass point in space?
• Can bald men get lice?
• What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
• Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
• If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
• Can someone give up lent for lent?
• What did cured ham actually have?
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
• Can crop circles be square?
• If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
• Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
• Do stairs go up or down?
• Can you make a candle out of earwax?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Can you get cornered in a round room?
• Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
• If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?
• Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
• Why is a square meal served on round plates?
• Why are shampoo suds always white, regardless of the colour of the shampoo?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
• What colour is a mirror?
• If it is zero degrees outside today and tomorrow it is supposed to be twice as cold, how cold will it be tomorrow?
• How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
• If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
• Aren't all rooms room temperature?
• If you are driving at near the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what will you see?
• Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless grapes?
• Why is ice clear but snow white?
• What do bald men wash their head with- soap or shampoo?
• If something goes without saying, then why say it?

 

[The Spawn]

Whoa.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Soo tempted to see how many of these I can actually answer... but by days are unproductive anough at the moment as it is lol

 

[Drakon]

If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Answer--Antigravity

 

[Omega214]

If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Answer--Antigravity

haha. like it

 

[Bastila]

wow that is some list, but some are good questions as well.

 

[FRUITY]

If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Answer--Antigravity

Lol. It tickles me I give you that.:heart:

 

[BRUTAL]

[*]What do bald men wash their head with- soap or shampoo?

Soap

 

[tupelohoney]

wow...im exhuasted from that list.

 

[Ronny Shade]

• Can you breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time?

I've done it before. I don't think it's healthy.

• Why is it, that the sun darkens the colour of your skin, but lightens the colour of your hair?

Because they're made out of different stuff

• If swimming is such exercise, why are whales fat?

Evolution

• If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would you know?

You could cross reference other dictionaries and peer-edited journals and linguistics experts if you really wanted, but if Webster got it wrong, you probably shouldn't be worried about trying to get it right.

• Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

That's a joke, right? Don't answer that.

• If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

Because home would become where you moved to, duh.

• Do octopuses have arms or legs?

"Appendages"

• Who was the first person to see a cow, and think what would happen if I pulled those dangling bits and drink the liquid that comes out?

They probably realized that milk comes out of mammary glands because of experience with humans and animal domestication.

• If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

See Drakon's post.

• If you take a shower, where do you put it?

If I took an exam, wouldn't that be stealing from the school?

• Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

[SIZE=-1]Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia shouldn't really mean fear of long words either, should it.[/SIZE]

• Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?

Cuz it was spelled wrong in the dictionary.

• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

No it'd be called a simulium

• Do cows have calf muscles?

LOL

• Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?

Same reason it's hard to read dyslexic

• Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Because God hates you

• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Same reason "Lisp" can't be pronounced by someone with one.

• Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?

It does.

• Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

White with black.

• If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

Yes.

• Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

I got nothin'

• Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

It doesn't. Rain falls too. A rain drop is a noun.

• Why are boxing rings square?

So you can have corners.

• Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?

Koalas aren't bears either.

• On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?

Science.

• Where does the white go when the snow melts?

certain frequencies get absorbed by the ground while others are reflected back to the eye of the viewer.

• How can you hear yourself think?

You can't.

• How can someone 'draw a blank'?

With an eraser

• How do the "Keep off the grass" signs get there?

Hypocrisy

• Why do men have nipples?

Evolution.

• If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Depends which was invented first, the fruit or the color.

• Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?

Same reason Mario has a mustache and overalls.

• Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

If you had a really big stone.

• If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

X-rays don't see through everything.

• If it is a 50mph wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?

No?

• If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

yes.

• What does OK actually mean?

It's short for okay.

• If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

The negative zone!

• Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?

Metaphors.

• If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

Weird.

• Do cows drink milk?

yes.

• If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st –January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

Which ever one sounded cooler.

• Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?

Maybe. Probably not.

• If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

He has to post it for bail.

• What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

The sewer system would be strained.

• Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

Do the stars stop shining when the sun comes up?

• Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?

That one always bothered me.

• Do ducks sneeze?

I don't pretend to know the answer to that.

• What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?

The Question mentioned that in JLU. DOn't remember.

• Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?

Same reason you cant swallow with your mouth open.

• Why are there dents in a golf ball?

Ask Squeekness.

• Which way does a compass point in space?

Towards you.

• Can bald men get lice?

Probably. Under weird circumstances.

• What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?

Cannibal Pigs. Don't make me make a movie about it.

• Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?

Evolution.

• If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Metaphor

• Can someone give up lent for lent?

Depends if you want it back or not.

• What did cured ham actually have?

It was alive.

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Easier to stack

• Can you write in pencil on an eraser?

I've done it.

• Can crop circles be square?

Then they'd be crop squares.

• If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Testicle.

• Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

I don't think coconuts are nuts.

• Do stairs go up or down?

Diagonal.

• Can you make a candle out of earwax?

If you really wanted.

• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Usually.

• Can you get cornered in a round room?

Figuratively, sure.

• Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Because you dont cut them

• If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?

Not if its the source of the heat.

• Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?

You can't?

• Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Round plates are safer.

• Why are shampoo suds always white, regardless of the colour of the shampoo?

Have you tested that?

• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

I think they'd just give up and swim away.

• What colour is a mirror?

White.

• If it is zero degrees outside today and tomorrow it is supposed to be twice as cold, how cold will it be tomorrow?

Depends what you're using as a reference point.

• How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?

I wouldn't gamble.

• If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

Yes.

• Aren't all rooms room temperature?

Yes.

• If you are driving at near the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what will you see?

Science.

• Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless grapes?

Farmers.

• Why is ice clear but snow white?

Clear is just another word for uber white.

• What do bald men wash their head with- soap or shampoo?

Soap, probably.

• If something goes without saying, then why say it?

Because it doesn't really

 

[Bastila]

Ronny your answeres where funny, and do you have a lot of spare time lol.

 

[CorporalHicks]

this guy is emo

 

[Ronny Shade]

Ronny your answeres where funny, and do you have a lot of spare time lol.

I'm so at work right now