FIVE Word Story

[FEAR THE BAT]

I saw the most absurd

 

[JLBats]

penis coming at my face

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

I...I just had to run

 

[JLBats]

but he caught up and

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

speared me in my ribs

 

[JLBats]

pulled my pants down and

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

proceeded to thrash me mercilessly.

 

[JLBats]

I rather enjoyed it, though

 

[Mr.Census]

when he ****ed my bum.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

it was immensely erotic and

 

[SickBoy]

my heart raced with lust

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

I couldn't take it anymore

 

[SickBoy]

and then a fat redneck

 

[Mr.Census]

raped my *** very hard

 

[SickBoy]

and then in walked mom!

 

[Mr.Census]

who joined in the raping

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

she used a plunger's handle

 

[SickBoy]

and finished with a screwdriver

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

all the while whistling dixie.

 

[SickBoy]

6 hours later she awoke...

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

with my underoos in hand..

 

[THE GOON]

and my pride was gone

 

[SickBoy]

and so were my kidneys

 

[THE GOON]

since she sold them cheap

 

[Spoarz™]

to a tunisian sock salesman