Food Substitutes (not what you think!)

[Asteroid-Man]

Ever have the urge to have chips and salsa and realise you were outta chips? Ever make food and realise your outta Ketchup or Gravy at the last minute? Well heres the thread for you! If you are missing anything I or other "hypers" and "hypettes" will help you! Basically tell you what to use and how to use it. For instince I wanted chips and salsa and I was outta chips so I took pita bread, split the two layers and baked it until it was hard and crispy. I then broke it into pieces and I salted it and it was deliciouss. I am an expert at substitues, so ask away or talk about anything you have substituted.

 

[MagicPrime]

One time I wanted some pizza. I didn't have any stuff to make crust but I had a big pack of Burrito Tortillas. So I put all the pizza stuff ontop of it put it on a baking sheet and it turned out really good.

 

[kypade]

I want my money back, this is exactly what I thought.

 

[heypapajinx]

i have run out of milk before so i used orange juice in my cereal... it was gross.

 

[Man-Thing]

Once while making brownies I ran out of chocolate, so I used a dog terd.

 

[heypapajinx]

Once while making brownies I ran out of chocolate, so I used a dog terd.

delicious.
i once saw a kid told he would get paid $.25 if he ATE a dog turd... and then he got stiffed on the quarter.
haaaahahah!
your way is MUCH better. at least it's sweetened.

 

[redmarvel]

I was making scrambled eggs one morning and realized we were out of milk. So I thought I'ld substitute Cream of Mushroom Soup...

YUCKKKKKK!!!

Couldn't eat it, it was just too awful