So I cracked open a fortune cookie a few minutes ago, and it said "You are unaware of the effect you have on others." What the hell? That's not a fortune; that's an insight. Even worse, there have been times I've gotten cookies that give advice, like "save money" and "be kind to others." They can do better than that. BS me, fortune cookie writers. Tell me I'm going to win the lottery. Tell me I'm going to make an important decision. Tell me I'm going to meet new people. Tell me the sun will come out tomorrow. Does anyone else bother reading their fortune cookies? Accidentally ate the paper? Don't even like the taste of the cookies?