Funniest **** Happened Today...

[The Original Bamfer]

My friend ran over a baby bear...

 

[Speedball]

This did kinda make me laugh, in a sick, "I didn't expect that", kinda way.

 

[Motown Marvel]

yeah....i laughed.

 

[deathshead2]

The bear mom is now going to hunt down your friend and kill him in his sleep.

 

[JP]

Oh noes.

 

[SLVRSR4]

whoa! is his car ok?

 

[JP]

whoa! is his car ok?

Okay, now THAT made me laugh. t:

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I laughed.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Surprisingly, it was a femalien who did it... The car is totally undamaged.

 

[nosebleed.]

My friend ran over a baby bear...

how many times?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

how many times?

LMAO!

 

[Jack Rabbit]

:STAMP OF THREAD APPROVAL:​

This thread is amazing.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

how many times?

Well, I guess one CRUNCH! was enough...

 

[JP]

I'm horrified.

 

[Speedball]

Surprisingly, it was a femalien who did it... The car is totally undamaged.

Your friend is a Female Alien?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

What if it was TEDDY that got hit.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What if it was TEDDY that got hit.

No stuffing... well, not that kind.

 

[Speedball]

What if it was TEDDY that got hit.

That deserves a Manip.
Too bad I don't have Photoshop

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Your friend is a Female Alien?

Aren't they all?

 

[Rob Lobo]

oh dear

 

[Speedball]

Aren't they all?

Yes...I'm just amazed you have a female friend. (I kidt

 

[nosebleed.]

Well, I guess one CRUNCH! was enough...

underachiever.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yes...I'm just amazed you have a female friend. (I kidt

That idea is pretty funny.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

underachiever.

I seriously do not understand my friends. One kills a baby bear; another kills an opossum; another kills a raven - which, ironically, was removed from the grill of her car by the chef of the restaurant she works at... "Today's Special: Road kill Raven." I, on the other hand, only run over what is already dead. It's like I'm saving the road from zombies...

 

[Ice-man]