Superman Returns General Zod's opinion of Superman Returns


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May 11, 2004
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Zod on "Superman Returns"
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]Son of Jor-El. We were beginning to think you were a coward. Many of my slaves have alerted me to the news of your return to planet Houston. I can only assume that for the past 20 years or so, you have been hiding on some cowardly planet far away from your superior ruler, General Zod. I must admit, the thought of destroying you in front of all my slaves is something I would really enjoy.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]Whichever slaves created this graffiti and spread it around planet
Houston, know that I shall tear you apart for your defiance.
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]To my slaves, it is with both regret and amusement that I inform you that this "super" man is nothing of the kind. You see, I've discovered his weakness. He cares. He actually cares for these liquors. Yes, I know you all thought he cared about you, but he does not. He only cares to drink away the pain of knowing that I am far better than he. And even if he did care for you, that would not excuse you from your 24-hour-per-day kneeling requirements. You shall always kneel before Zod![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]I do understand that some of you would doubt my word... and those of you who do shall be killed for it in the immediate future. Nevertheless, I shall provide you with indisputable evidence that your "super" man is nothing but a drunken coward. Remain in a kneeling position while viewing this footage:[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]Is this the son of Jor-El that I am supposed to battle? He can barely stand! I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me!? I would kill him, but that would be a mercy killing and I would rather make the pathetic son of Jor-El suffer forever. To let him live in drunken agony is a far more satisfying victory.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]Your tears shall not wash away the pain.[/FONT]​
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]Did you all notice how he dropped to his knees in that footage? Who do you think made him do that? ZOD! My victory is complete. Superman has abandoned you all and now there is no doubt that I, General Zod, your rightful leader, shall continue to rule planet Houston forever! And as I rule all of you pitiful slaves, I demand your eternal loyalty. I demand your obedience. But most importantly, I demand that you all...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]KNEEL BEFORE ZOD![/FONT]

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