Good Eats - Food Network

[raybia]

Come on you know you like it.

 

[tzarinna]

F' yeah,Alton is the ****.
He gets in deep,tells me more than I thought I could ever hope to know about food and cooking.

I made his french toast recipe a few times. *drools*

 

[the reel chris]

While we're talking superheroes...
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* Alton Brown doesn’t churn butter. He spends half an hour telling cows about the value of butter and they squirt it out for him.

* Alton Brown doesn’t wash his clothes; he brines them.

* Alton Brown can boil a three-minute egg in thirty-seven seconds.

* Grown men have been known to weep for joy in the mere presence of Alton Brown’s vinaigrette. His hollandaise sauce can kill a man from sheer ecstasy at forty paces.

* Alton Brown once got carried away slicing carrots, and julienned his cutting board. Undaunted, he sauteed the splinters in olive oil and spices — and they were delicious.

* Alton Brown can pair a wine with any food — including hot dogs, ice cream, raw eggs, Alpo, sawdust, and soylent green.

* Alton Brown’s cakes don’t rise. They ascend.

* Some meats are so tender, they seem to melt in your mouth. Alton Brown’s meats are so tender, he’s had entire turkeys vanish into thin air.

* Alton Brown’s no saint. But if his chicken Kiev cures one more kid’s leprosy, the church will reconsider the evidence.

Alton rules.

 

[tzarinna]

I feel like a total nerd for loving that^ but I do. t:

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I have watched this show also,you do learn some food facts by watching it.

 

[The Professor]

Seriously, best show ever. Discussion must be revitalized.

 

[tzarinna]

I wanted to make his egg nog for the holidays, but my kitchen was already looking like a war zone. Next year for sure.

 

[Kable24]

I'm more of a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives guy.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Been a Good Eats since '99. I love his show. I have way more knowledge than I will ever need on Mac & Cheese, but I love his show to death.

 

[rabidweasl]

Dear lord, I love this show. My cooking has been improved so much by this show that I'm giving Alton Brown my first born as a sign of gratitude.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I'm a big fan of his. He lives in Atlanta and he bought a car from me when I was selling cars a couple of years ago. He's a super cool nice guy.

 

[batgirl2119]

I'm more of a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives guy.

that's a great show too. i do love me some good eats. i just love food network!

 

[Kenny Eugene McCall]

You jokers watch his other show, Iron Chef America?

Also, I'd do Rachael Ray, but she's married. So I'll take either Giada DeLaurentiis or Ingrid Hoffman to go!

But Good Eats is great anyway.

 

[chaseter]

Alton Brown is an extremely smart man.

 

[chaseter]

I'm more of a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives guy.

He will die of a massive heart attack Why would anybody want to watch a show of his fat *** going to different restaurants and stuffing his fat face I hate Guy

 

[WillardNation]

I love almost all the shows on Food Network even it's such freaking torture watching all that good food especially since I'm in healthy/trying to lose weight mode right now.

 

[kane9321]

loves good eats...alton brown is awesome..I love all the shows on food network

 

[Kable24]

You jokers watch his other show, Iron Chef America?

Also, I'd do Rachael Ray, but she's married. So I'll take either Giada DeLaurentiis or Ingrid Hoffman to go!

But Good Eats is great anyway.

Giada is married too. in fact she just had a kid this past year. But she is hot.

I love a lot of the shows on Food Network. There are some very talented people on there.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Alton is a pretty good chemist

 

[DKDetective]

I feel this thread should be revived because 1. Good Eats is awesome and 2. with the announcement of Return of the Eats, Hypsters should have be aware we have somewhere to discuss the awesomeness.

By the way, anyone else hoping Alton will do a Star Wars-inspired poster for Return of the Eats like he did Indiana Jones and James Bond-inspired covers for the Good Eats cookbooks?