Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults

[Jennifer Walters]

I had a bad allergic reaction to the dippin' sauce

That dippin sauce is off the chain fo serious.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

That dippin sauce is off the chain fo serious.

It made me hallucinate. I thought I saw Black Jesus doing the watusi with Lloyd Bridges

 

[MYSTERY]

Google's soooo hard to use. Can someone explain it?

Lmao! Owe well, its their choice if they want to put up another website that is basically the same, just formated differently.

 

[Two-Face]

Great idea!

 

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults

September 26, 2007

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The popular search engine Google announced plans Friday to launch a new site, TheGoogle.com, to appeal to older adults not able to navigate the original website's single text field and two clearly marked buttons.

"The Google will have all the same information currently found on regular Google, but with the added features of not stealing your credit-card numbers or giving your computer all kinds of viruses," said Rick Tillich, The Google project director. "All you have to do to turn the website on is put the little blinking line thing in the cyberspace window at the top of the screen, type 'thegoogle.com,' and press 'return'—although it will also recognize http.wwwthegoogle.com, google.aol, and 'THEGOOGLE' typed into a Word document."

Tillich added that he hopes the site will soon replace Yahoo Internet Website.com as the most popular search engine for users over 55.

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So, wait, Google steals your credit card numbers and gives you viruses?

 

[sinewave]

So, wait, Google steals your credit card numbers and gives you viruses?

of course it does, silly. the interwebs are bad news.

 

[Badger]

this wasnt worth anyones while. the headline" bush makes suprise visit to work "cracked me up though .

The Onion itself, meh. The serious reactions to it's obvious satire, .

 

[AhabTheArab]

this is kinda late, i mean right after bush started saying "the google" this could have worked real well, but as usual, its all timing with the onion... and they have no sense of timing.