Guy shows off Girlfriend on Bodybuilding.com...comedy ensues

[Heretic]

No Metal Sanaz? That's all you, then. I'd happily partake in the action of hitting that.

I met her once while she was doing a promotional thing of some sort at a festival that some friends of mine were on (Projekt Revolution, if it matters) and I just...did not find her attractive in the least. Like...at all.

 

[Drakon]

To each their own, I guess. Unless she was a total bee word.

 

[Heretic]

To each their own, I guess. Unless she was a total bee word.

No, I think it was just...there was so much "hype" about her being there and I just kept thinking "shes just a chick with lots of Myspace friends..." and she really seemed to be into her hype. Plus, she looked A LOT older than I would have imagined...and kind of old in the "hard livin" sort of way, like the old redneck woman whos always at the bar.

 

[Drakon]

Oh, ouch. I know the type.

I had always thought Sunny/Tammy Lynn Sytch was gorgeous, then I met her in person. I couldn't tell where the leather she was wearing started and the leather that was her skin was finishing.

 

[Heretic]

Oh, ouch. I know the type.

I had always thought Sunny/Tammy Lynn Sytch was gorgeous, then I met her in person. I couldn't tell where the leather she was wearing started and the leather that was her skin was finishing.

Depending on when you met her, you could have actually mistaken Tammy Sitch for a cow.

It is very rare that I'll meet a female celebrity (my friends excluded) and not be disappointed in her looks...seems like the ones that actually are pretty...something happens that ruins it. Kate Hudson was GORGEOUS but...something kind of happened that weirded me out and ruined the experience of meeting her.

 

[Drakon]

I met her back in Feb 2004, I believe. I was at Beth Page, and there was a house show on Valentine's Day. She was there with Chris Candido, who looked almost as bad as she did, but he was just drugged up, she was drugged and worn.

 

[Heretic]

Yeah, she was rough at that point...a far cry from the Sunny days....

 

[Drakon]

And yet, still not as weird looking as this chick.

 

[Heretic]

The girl that this thread is dedicated to doesnt really look exactly human. Theres just a whole lot of wrong going on with her face. Apparently she is aware that this whole thing is happening, judging by her Myspace page, so just in case she stumbles onto this thread, Id just like for her to know that she is an abomination in the eyes of God.

 

[Red Mask]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

Holy ****! It's Sonoko Suzuki! t: LOL!

 

[Drakon]

The girl that this thread is dedicated to doesnt really look exactly human. Theres just a whole lot of wrong going on with her face. Apparently she is aware that this whole thing is happening, judging by her Myspace page, so just in case she stumbles onto this thread, Id just like for her to know that she is an abomination in the eyes of God.

You're my new friend.

 

[JayCaz]

Could someone give me a brief run-down of the thread, thing is 51 page monster!!

Got about 12 pages in I think, here's what I got so far; Guy posts pics of Car & Girlfriend, guy gets ridiculed due to girlfriend being ugly as s**t, hilarious photo-shops ensue, eventually turns out original guy was bluffing, new guy turns up with more pics, claims to have been in a relationship with miss fugly for 5 years & declares his love for her....

Then?

 

[Drakon]

Do you really need to know more than that?

 

[Lantern Venom]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

She's not my type but she's not ugly. The responses are cruel.

 

[JayCaz]

Do you really need to know more than that?

well to be honest mate yeah, I stumbled into a 10 page discussion on THIS thread about suicide, and was just wondering where the thread on the bodybuilding website actually went.

If you don't wanna tell, fair enough!!! t:

 

[Drakon]

Nah, I have no idea. I just don't think that more NEEDS to be said. Chick looks like her neck threw up poop, then ate it and threw it up again. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Eggyman]

I'd hit it.

 

[B]

She is abit of a beast...

Someone quoted a picture of The Penguin to compare her to him LMFAO

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Oh, Kip

 

[Ace of Knaves]

i'd hit it.

hahahhahaha

 

[I Am The Knight]

She's not my type but she's not ugly. The responses are cruel.

You don't think that's ugly? It's f***ing hideous!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

She's not my type but she's not ugly. The responses are cruel.

You my friend, are insane!!!

Spoiler

Only joking, but come on, seriously?

 

[Lantern Venom]

You don't think that's ugly? It's f***ing hideous!

You my friend, are insane!!!

Spoiler

Only joking, but come on, seriously?

You guys are drama queens. I've seen 100X worse. She's decent looking--far too thin for my taste--but by no means hideous.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

You guys are drama queens. I've seen 100X worse. She's decent looking--far too thin for my taste--but by no means hideous.

Well I don't know where you are from my friend, but where i'm from a woman who looks like she has been repeatedly smashed in the face with a frying pan is definitely considered ugly.

 

[Warhammer]

You guys are drama queens. I've seen 100X worse. She's decent looking--far too thin for my taste--but by no means hideous.

Then they must be some trolls or goblins or something. Who do you hang around with?