Guy shows off Girlfriend on Bodybuilding.com...comedy ensues

I have seen many a dude arm in arm with a slightly unattractive chick walking down the street, and I'm like...she must be doing something horribly right, or he did something horribly wrong.
 
DO NOT WANT!

And now I'm scarred for life...
 
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Dear Jesus, its death incarnate.
 
I have seen many a dude arm in arm with a slightly unattractive chick walking down the street, and I'm like...she must be doing something horribly right, or he did something horribly wrong.

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Well, as you can see here in clause 2 section 7 paragraph C line 6 of the contract you signed with me, in your own blood, I might add, which I never requested in the first place but you insisted so it would be legally binding although the only thing binding are the gloves I have to wear so I don't catch a disease...but I digress...

Back to the point, it only specifies a chick with "a smoking hot bod". No mention of the face at all.


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If you wanted the face included with the package, you had plenty of time to request it before you signed. Like we used to say in the old country "Estaba esperando que tú recordaras como conseguí este tatuaje". As such, this is an as-is sale. Your case is dismissed. Verdict for the defendant.
 
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Well, there is one good thing to come from these pictures:

We've found the missing link.
 
You guys are all wrong. The single best post in that thread is this one:

EnergyTurtle said:
Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her.
 
Wow, Some of those responses are horrible..
 
Pffft, that guy thinks his girlfriend is hot?
Well I'm married to my honey and she's a lot sweeter then that hag!

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Someone has to post the pic of that fugly ginger chick.
 
Oh my... I can't believe I saw those photos.


Well. At least Im watching a moovie... *pictures Elizabeth Hurley outside/inside the car, wearing nothing but a bikini...* that should take care of the earlier... images.
 
Shadow wins everyones Internet for the most hilarious thread EVER!

So the guy who posted the pics is not her real bf, it's a joke, then who the hell is this epic fugly chick???
 
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Yep, I found her myspace as well. Hurray for loss of anonymity!
 
My favorite reply:

"i would ride that!

edit: only the car brah"
 

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