Halloween candy you hated to get

I'd hate to be a kid today! These days you never know who's going to answer the door and turn out to be a g*&&&mn vegetarian! :down :cmad:

**Scrawny Nerd Voice**

"Um, here's some organic cauliflower & homemade grapenuts."






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Reviving the Halloween candy thread again, since I just bought a bag of candy corn from the local CVS and am in the midst of a C.C. hangover from eating too many of them. :csad:
 
Reviving the Halloween candy thread again, since I just bought a bag of candy corn from the local CVS and am in the midst of a C.C. hangover from eating too many of them. :csad:

Wow just when I was going to post I HATED candy corn you said you love it! To each his own I guess... lol
 
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That baby looks like he's eaten one too many of his namesake.
 
My mom gives out the peanut butter kisses each year because they are cheap. Then she buys all the halloween candy when it goes on sale and keeps it for herself.

When I was a kid, my next door neighbor was a dentist. Guess what he gave?
 
I was just thinking of those peanut butter kisses, but I did not know what they were called. damn the cheap ass bastards who buy that caca.
 
candy vampire teeth are amazing, I wish they sold them in garbage bag quantities.
 
That baby looks like he's eaten one too many of his namesake.

Actually Tootsie Rolls are very low in fat and do not contribute to obesity at all. How do I know this? Well, you see my mother was on a No Fat diet way back before she had her gall bladder removed. Anything over .5 grans of fat could kill her and Tootsie Rolls were one sweet thing she could eat. Plus that's how normal babies look at that age you know.
 
I always hated things like Lollipops, hard candies, jawbreakers, etc. etc. Anything not chocolate was a real bummer to me.
 
Reviving the Halloween candy thread again, since I just bought a bag of candy corn from the local CVS and am in the midst of a C.C. hangover from eating too many of them. :csad:

Ugh, you are a disgusting person. How can you willingly buy that garbage? :down
 
I went to a house once where the lady had opened normal-sized bags of candy and separated them into little baggies. She gave me three Raisinets in a baggie. It looked like mouse turds. I didn't eat them.
 
I went to a house once where the lady had opened normal-sized bags of candy and separated them into little baggies. She gave me three Raisinets in a baggie. It looked like mouse turds. I didn't eat them.

That's hilarious. Crazy shut-ins are comedy gold at Halloween.
 

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