The 10 Most Disappointing Treats for Trick-or-Treaters

Why all the hate for candy corn and tootsie rolls? Raisins and toothbrushes are what we should be hating on.
Pennies are the worst thing to get on Halloween, but as for actual edible treats, i only really hate tootsie rolls, and those orange peanut things Dew posted. I'm neutral on Candy Corn, and rather enjoy raisins though for Halloween they should at least be Raisinettes and smarties etc :o
I once received a can of Sprite from a neighbor one year. Sprite is my favorite soda, but that's just odd.

Someone forgot to buy candy.

Smarties and Necco Wafers

These chalky candies are supposedly "fruit-flavored," but no fruit I know tastes like dust -- and makes everything eaten after taste like dust, too.

Huh? Smarties aren't chocolate in the US?

I always hated getting gum :down:
Someone forgot to buy candy.

Huh? Smarties aren't chocolate in the US?

I always hated getting gum :down:


Sugar Cookies and Popcorn Balls =/= Halloween :down:

I hate those puffy semi marshmellow "circus peanuts" what the **** are those? They look like something that fell off The Thing from the Roger Corman Fantastic Four



Oh ****! I think my Pinky Toe fell off!

I buy those by the bag. :csad:
Whoops, guess I shouldn't have sent you that Hug-a-Gram from the giant chocolate bunny. :csad:

You totally should have!

And, though I know you're joking, I will be expecting a giant chocolate bunny and a hug delivered to my door. :cmad::heart:
I don't wish to disappoint a friend.

*books flight to Bamfer land with giant rabbit suit*
I'm very lonely in the world!

I love those peanut butter kisses! And I love those marshmellow circus peanuts! :(
I hear that homemade stuff isn't usually good...

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