The 10 Most Disappointing Treats for Trick-or-Treaters

[JTHM777]

Why all the hate for candy corn and tootsie rolls? Raisins and toothbrushes are what we should be hating on.

 

[Lobo]

Pennies are the worst thing to get on Halloween, but as for actual edible treats, i only really hate tootsie rolls, and those orange peanut things Dew posted. I'm neutral on Candy Corn, and rather enjoy raisins though for Halloween they should at least be Raisinettes and smarties etc

 

[Watson]

I once received a can of Sprite from a neighbor one year. Sprite is my favorite soda, but that's just odd.

Someone forgot to buy candy.

Smarties and Necco Wafers

These chalky candies are supposedly "fruit-flavored," but no fruit I know tastes like dust -- and makes everything eaten after taste like dust, too.

Huh? Smarties aren't chocolate in the US?


I always hated getting gum :

 

[Addendum]

I love Tootsie Rolls

 

[Lobo]

Someone forgot to buy candy.



Huh? Smarties aren't chocolate in the US?


I always hated getting gum :

Nope.

 

[Watson]

Nope.

Ew! Canadian Smarties FTW

 

[CFE]

Sugar Cookies and Popcorn Balls =/= Halloween :

CFE

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I hate those puffy semi marshmellow "circus peanuts" what the **** are those? They look like something that fell off The Thing from the Roger Corman Fantastic Four

Oh ****! I think my Pinky Toe fell off!

I buy those by the bag.

 

[AndThePickles]

I buy those by the bag.

I'm not surprised, since you can't have chocolate I'm sure you get desperate

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm not surprised, since you can't have chocolate I'm sure you get desperate

That's all too true.

 

[Untilteld]

what? no way. I love laffy taffy.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

That's all too true.

why can't you have chocolate?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

why can't you have chocolate?

I'm allergic. Not severely, though, so I occasionally eat small amounts though I probably shouldn't. Life hates me.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm allergic. Not severely, though, so I occasionally eat small amounts though I probably shouldn't. Life hates me.

Oh that blows

 

[Immortalfire]

I'm allergic. Not severely, though, so I occasionally eat small amounts though I probably shouldn't. Life hates me.

Whoops, guess I shouldn't have sent you that Hug-a-Gram from the giant chocolate bunny.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Whoops, guess I shouldn't have sent you that Hug-a-Gram from the giant chocolate bunny.

You totally should have!

And, though I know you're joking, I will be expecting a giant chocolate bunny and a hug delivered to my door. :heart:

 

[Immortalfire]

I don't wish to disappoint a friend.

*books flight to Bamfer land with giant rabbit suit*

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I don't wish to disappoint a friend.

*books flight to Bamfer land with giant rabbit suit*

There's something positively terrifying about the visual of you in a giant bunny suit.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

There's something positively terrifying about the visual of you in a giant bunny suit.

better than him in his birthday suit

 

[The Original Bamfer]

better than him in his birthday suit

That's for sure!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I'm very lonely in the world!

I love those peanut butter kisses! And I love those marshmellow circus peanuts!

 

[OctaviusINC]

I got a gallon of milk once.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I got a gallon of milk once.

I used to get the small cartons of chocolate milk because we lived next to a milkman. I looked forward to it every year.

 

[Ziggyman]

I hear that homemade stuff isn't usually good...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I hear that homemade stuff isn't usually good...

It depends who's making it. And then there's always the danger of small razor blades and/or poison.