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Happy Easter!

Happy Easter everyone!

[wondering] Has Franky Richards come in here yet and say he was offended? I figure it's coming. [/wondering]
 
I'm offended that you closed my Passover thread and left this one open.
 
Happy Easter everyone and God bless! :D
 
Something I was talking to my family about today. How do you think Jesus moved the rock from the entrance to his tomb? Brute force or all jedi force-push-y?

I've heard Jews posses super human strength. Plus, the whole Son of God thing and all.

Happy Easter, everyone!
 
Something I was talking to my family about today. How do you think Jesus moved the rock from the entrance to his tomb? Brute force or all jedi force-push-y?

JUDAS: No one can move that rock from in front of the cave. It's imposible!

JESUS: So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?

JESUS PUSHES ROCK FROM ENTRANCE WITH THE FORCE. JUDAS AND OTHER APOSTLES ARE AMAZED

JUDAS: I don't believe it!

JESUS: That is why you fail.
 
i dont care what you guys think but i have to post this

 
funny-pictures-peep-show-easter-can.jpg
 
LOL...best pic ever :woot:
 
Well I had an interesting day.

I had no idea that dialing 922 on your sister's phone alerts the police.
 
The Easter Egg Hunt was never a "hunt". It was more like "pick up all the incredibly visible neon-colored easter eggs from the grass because the adults were too lazy to do anything remotely resembling hiding them.
 
The Easter Egg Hunt was never a "hunt". It was more like "pick up all the incredibly visible neon-colored easter eggs from the grass because the adults were too lazy to do anything remotely resembling hiding them.

Not at my house... or my church. Those suckers where hidden!
 
I grew up in apartments, a fairly big one, though. When I was little, Mom would have those things hidden well all over, and the hardest one to find, there's always be a dollar attached. :)
 
Happy Easter everyone!

Funny, the picture on the first post of this thread is the same picture our Pastor used in his sermon today.
 
Scanctum Peter Cottium
Deus in re unium
hippitus hoppitus reus Domine

In suus via torreum
Lepus en re sanctum
hippitus hoppitus Deus Domine!!
 

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