Abishai100
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I know I’ve retired from short-stories, but I wanted to return for a New Year’s customs-exposition on Gotham City’s most dangerous female devils, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. After all, what is DC Comics’ Batman without the deadly adversarial death-threats of Harley and Ivy?
Thanks for reading,
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Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy had become Batman's most vile female nemeses in the crime-beset Gotham City in the new millennium. Harley and Ivy were both respected scientists before turning to a life of maniacal crime and terrorism in the American city. Harley was formerly Dr. Harleen Quinzel, a criminal psychologist at Arkham Asylum who was seduced by the Batman-nemesis Joker into becoming the anarchist Harley Quinn, a clown-costumed urban hellraiser. Ivy was formerly the respected Gotham Arboretum botanist Dr. Pamela Isely until a terrible eco-accident had a poisonous 'power' injected into her body, enabling her to release venom from her lips and fingers. Isely went mad and became the Gotham eco-terrorist Poison Ivy.
Harley and Ivy were not necessarily friends or allies, but they recently decided to team-up to make Batman's life a living hell! They wanted to uncover the worldly identity of Batman, who was considered Gotham's heroic masked and mysterious crime-fighting vigilante, a real hero who'd helped various criminally-insane maniacs and terrorists such as Scarecrow (a fear-toxin wielding masked ghoul) and Penguin (a deformed sewer-dwelling crimelord) be incarcerated by police and placed in Arkham Asylum. No one knew Batman was actually the Gotham City socialite-businessman Bruce Wayne, a man who’d used his incredible inherited wealth to make his capitalist-company, Wayne Industries, a symbol of democratic achievement!
Bruce Wayne’s parents were murdered when he was a young boy. This severely scarred Bruce psychologically, compelling him to become an independent crime-fighting masked vigilante in Gotham City named ‘Batman’ (a caped hero costumed like a flying-bat!). Batman often works alongside the Gotham police commissioner Jim Gordon, providing him insights and tips into the mannerisms and methods and motivations of the city’s most lethal criminally-insane maniacs like Joker and Scarecrow. Jim Gordon was very concerned that Batman was threatened by the intentions of the two female nemeses Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, who may have held aspirations to destroy Wayne Industries. Batman wondered if Commissioner Gordon was correct and if Harley and Ivy were trying to deduce his worldly identity.
HARLEY: Let’s attend the Wayne Ball on Halloween and romance Bruce!
IVY: Yes, we’ll pretend we’re both vying for his affections.
HARLEY: He won’t know it’s us, since we’ll be costumed and masked for Halloween.
IVY: The Wayne Ball is the premier Halloween event in Gotham.
HARLEY: Then, we’ll romance Bruce simultaneously in public and then court other men!
IVY: We’ll then say in public (on the microphone) that we think these other men may be Batman.
HARLEY: Bruce will be amused but jealous, since he’ll think we think other guys are the real Batman.
IVY: We’ll then hold these other ‘candidate-men’ at knifepoint and announce we’re Harley and Ivy.
HARLEY: We’ll then demand Bruce Wayne uncover the worldly identity of Batman.
IVY: If Wayne fails to comply, we’ll murder the Gotham Mayor by Thanksgiving.
Harley and Ivy carried out their wicked scheme to perfection. Bruce Wayne now had about a month to help release information to the press regarding the worldly identity of the real Batman. Bruce/Batman himself was secretly emotionally scarred by the Halloween Ball when Harley and Ivy had approached him in sexy costumes/masks, pretending him to court him simultaneously in public in front of cameras while asking him romantically if he might be the real Batman before humiliating him by declaring in public during the ball that other men attending might in fact be the real Batman. Of course, when Bruce/Batman realized that the two sexy masquerading women confusing him were, in fact, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, simply trying to make Wayne Ball mayhem, he set out to dismantle their conspiracy.
Batman realized Harley and Ivy simply wanted to make some kind of media ‘fiasco’ with this Batman-identity unmasking evil. Batman decided to track Harley and Ivy after releasing a press-statement from Wayne Industries in which Bruce Wayne affirmed his commitment to offer up some society-therapeutic information regarding the worldly identity of the real Batman to prevent/deter Harley and Ivy from threatening or even murdering the Gotham Mayor! Batman tracked Harley and Ivy to an abandoned warehouse outside Gotham City where he found the two sinister conspiracy-weaving urban hellraisers plotting a new social threat against him. Batman decided to tie them up with his rope-gun and haul them off to Arkham Asylum. Bruce/Batman wondered secretly if Harley and Ivy were somehow Gotham’s ‘femme’ daggers.
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Thanks for reading,
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Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy had become Batman's most vile female nemeses in the crime-beset Gotham City in the new millennium. Harley and Ivy were both respected scientists before turning to a life of maniacal crime and terrorism in the American city. Harley was formerly Dr. Harleen Quinzel, a criminal psychologist at Arkham Asylum who was seduced by the Batman-nemesis Joker into becoming the anarchist Harley Quinn, a clown-costumed urban hellraiser. Ivy was formerly the respected Gotham Arboretum botanist Dr. Pamela Isely until a terrible eco-accident had a poisonous 'power' injected into her body, enabling her to release venom from her lips and fingers. Isely went mad and became the Gotham eco-terrorist Poison Ivy.
Harley and Ivy were not necessarily friends or allies, but they recently decided to team-up to make Batman's life a living hell! They wanted to uncover the worldly identity of Batman, who was considered Gotham's heroic masked and mysterious crime-fighting vigilante, a real hero who'd helped various criminally-insane maniacs and terrorists such as Scarecrow (a fear-toxin wielding masked ghoul) and Penguin (a deformed sewer-dwelling crimelord) be incarcerated by police and placed in Arkham Asylum. No one knew Batman was actually the Gotham City socialite-businessman Bruce Wayne, a man who’d used his incredible inherited wealth to make his capitalist-company, Wayne Industries, a symbol of democratic achievement!
Bruce Wayne’s parents were murdered when he was a young boy. This severely scarred Bruce psychologically, compelling him to become an independent crime-fighting masked vigilante in Gotham City named ‘Batman’ (a caped hero costumed like a flying-bat!). Batman often works alongside the Gotham police commissioner Jim Gordon, providing him insights and tips into the mannerisms and methods and motivations of the city’s most lethal criminally-insane maniacs like Joker and Scarecrow. Jim Gordon was very concerned that Batman was threatened by the intentions of the two female nemeses Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, who may have held aspirations to destroy Wayne Industries. Batman wondered if Commissioner Gordon was correct and if Harley and Ivy were trying to deduce his worldly identity.
HARLEY: Let’s attend the Wayne Ball on Halloween and romance Bruce!
IVY: Yes, we’ll pretend we’re both vying for his affections.
HARLEY: He won’t know it’s us, since we’ll be costumed and masked for Halloween.
IVY: The Wayne Ball is the premier Halloween event in Gotham.
HARLEY: Then, we’ll romance Bruce simultaneously in public and then court other men!
IVY: We’ll then say in public (on the microphone) that we think these other men may be Batman.
HARLEY: Bruce will be amused but jealous, since he’ll think we think other guys are the real Batman.
IVY: We’ll then hold these other ‘candidate-men’ at knifepoint and announce we’re Harley and Ivy.
HARLEY: We’ll then demand Bruce Wayne uncover the worldly identity of Batman.
IVY: If Wayne fails to comply, we’ll murder the Gotham Mayor by Thanksgiving.
Harley and Ivy carried out their wicked scheme to perfection. Bruce Wayne now had about a month to help release information to the press regarding the worldly identity of the real Batman. Bruce/Batman himself was secretly emotionally scarred by the Halloween Ball when Harley and Ivy had approached him in sexy costumes/masks, pretending him to court him simultaneously in public in front of cameras while asking him romantically if he might be the real Batman before humiliating him by declaring in public during the ball that other men attending might in fact be the real Batman. Of course, when Bruce/Batman realized that the two sexy masquerading women confusing him were, in fact, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, simply trying to make Wayne Ball mayhem, he set out to dismantle their conspiracy.
Batman realized Harley and Ivy simply wanted to make some kind of media ‘fiasco’ with this Batman-identity unmasking evil. Batman decided to track Harley and Ivy after releasing a press-statement from Wayne Industries in which Bruce Wayne affirmed his commitment to offer up some society-therapeutic information regarding the worldly identity of the real Batman to prevent/deter Harley and Ivy from threatening or even murdering the Gotham Mayor! Batman tracked Harley and Ivy to an abandoned warehouse outside Gotham City where he found the two sinister conspiracy-weaving urban hellraisers plotting a new social threat against him. Batman decided to tie them up with his rope-gun and haul them off to Arkham Asylum. Bruce/Batman wondered secretly if Harley and Ivy were somehow Gotham’s ‘femme’ daggers.
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