Has anyone ever broken THEIR jaw?

[NotFadeAway]

Because if so, I'd love to have a conversation with you. Please anyone, help.

 

[JStorm]

Because if so, I'd love to have a conversation with you. Please anyone, help.

Have a friend whom has had his jaw broken. Other than the initial break and surgery, he said there was no pain. . .


And the months of eating through a straw part.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Because if so, I'd love to have a conversation with you. Please anyone, help.

Two words: Mashed potatoes.

 

[knowsbleed]

My friend "accidentally" broke his roommate's jaw a while back. He not only broke his jaw... but he then proceeded to torture the poor sap by ordering pizza and eating it in front of him. The sad guy with the wired shut jaw could only look on in envy while the pepperoni, cheesy goodness was consumed bite by bite by the very person who "accidentally" broke his jaw in the first place.


I lawled.

 

[Wiseman]

I've broken a a couple peoples jaws, not on purpose but not on accident either

 

[[A]]

there as in somewhere ?

 

[The Guard]

My cousin got drunk, taunted some guy, and got his jaw broken. Then, after his jaw was wired shut, he went back, got drunk again, taunted the same guy, and had his jaw broken twice over.

He hated eating through a straw, but eventually got creative about it, making things like steak smoothies.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Steak smoothies? That just sounds disgusting.

 

[The Guard]

By his account, so were vanilla protein shakes for six months.

 

[Majic Walrus]

My friend "accidentally" broke his roommate's jaw a while back. He not only broke his jaw... but he then proceeded to torture the poor sap by ordering pizza and eating it in front of him. The sad guy with the wired shut jaw could only look on in envy while the pepperoni, cheesy goodness was consumed bite by bite by the very person who "accidentally" broke his jaw in the first place.


I lawled.

You're friend is awesome.

 

[The Lizard]

You're friend is awesome.

I see what you did their.

 

[Eggyman]

My ex used to dislocate her jaw regularly.

 

[Wiseman]

My ex used to dislocate her jaw regularly.

oh snap

 

[Eggyman]

oh snap

Not quite, but nearly.

 

[The Guard]

The spelling change makes this thread so much better.

 

[mrvlknight21]

Whoever fixed the thread title....thank you.

 

[Wiseman]

Your welcome

 

[mrvlknight21]

Your welcome

I guess that is a joke?

You're welcome.

 

[Shemtov]

Are people not allowed to make typos?

 

[Eggyman]

Are people not allowed to make typos?

...You of all people need to ask this lol?

 

[Go Web Go!]

My friend "accidentally" broke his roommate's jaw a while back. He not only broke his jaw... but he then proceeded to torture the poor sap by ordering pizza and eating it in front of him. The sad guy with the wired shut jaw could only look on in envy while the pepperoni, cheesy goodness was consumed bite by bite by the very person who "accidentally" broke his jaw in the first place.


I lawled.

Sounds like something I would do.

 

[Wiseman]

We still didn't find out why this thread was made did we?

 

[enterthemadness]

Not yet, let you guys know when I do.

 

[LastSunrise1981]

Thankfully I've never had a broken jaw but I know someone who did and it was a sight to see.

I was a sophmore in High School at the time and a couple of kids who were African-American were calling a kid who was Caucasian racial slurs. They called him every racial name in the book that I know of when it comes to Caucasian people.

The one on the receiving end of the name calling had enough and called them the forbidden word. A fight didn't break out right then and there, but the ones who started it went and told their cousin. During lunch everyone was just crowding around the guy who used the n word.

Lots of people were instigating the whole thing and while I didn't agree with his usage of the word, the other ones started it and two wrongs don't make a right. Well the cousin just says "I got first punch" and flat out knocked the guy senseless. I mean the punch was so hard and so loud you could've heard it 30-50 feet away and I'm not joking, it was that loud and fierce.

The guys jaw was broke in three places and his dad was on my math teacher. He would come in all the time to take his medication, suck food through the straw, and I felt really bad for him honestly. I definitely don't think a fight would've started if people didn't instigate it.

 

[Wiseman]

I was a sophmore in High School at the time and a couple of kids who were African-American were calling a kid who was Caucasian racial slurs. They called him every racial name in the book that I know of when it comes to Caucasian people.

I know that we live in a pollitically correct culture now, but I'm pretty sure you can still say a couple of black kids were messing with some white kid without it sounding racist. When you say african-american, and caucasian, it either means you're filling out a police report, or you're trying to hard.