"Help Police, my pots been stolen"

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Some people:whatever:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_stolen_marijuana

Tue Oct 13, 8:14 pm ET

BRANT TOWNSHIP, Mich. – There are limits to being a crime victim, as a woman who called Saginaw County sheriff's deputies to report the theft of marijuana found out. Detective Sgt. Randy F. Pfau said the 54-year-old woman was arrested early Sunday after reporting two men had broken into her home in Brant Township, 80 miles north-northwest of Detroit.

Pfau said the woman told deputies the men fled after one of them demanded her marijuana plants. He said the woman then was booked on charges of manufacturing and delivering marijuana.

Pfau told The Saginaw News the woman claimed the drug was for personal use but didn't possess a medical marijuana card. He said police will seek charges pending test results on the marijuana they did confiscate.
 
Right, i mean how high do you have to be to call the cops about your stolen weed????
on the other hand i bet she grows some kill.
 
Something like this happened in Toronto once.
 
I've seen stories like this QUITE a few times..
 
Lady: Hello Cops? Somebody stole my 6 pounds of weed.

Cop: You're under arrest, stupid. Now we're gonna go find those 2 pounds of weed.
 
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Cab Calloway said it best.
 
What the hell? Are there people out there really this ****ing stupid? :dry:
 
What the hell? Are there people out there really this ****ing stupid? :dry:
I can remember when Damon Stoudamire got picked up for possession of weed at an airport because he wrapped it in tin foil and it got picked up in the metal detectors...

Genius...
 
:doh: Now that is stupid.
You don't have to be a genius to play ball, man...

In fact, if you look over a few players blogs *cough*Bynum*cough* it begins to look like it may be considered more of an obstacle...
 
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People are stupid, no reason that should exclude criminals. I remember watching a COPS episode where some idiot waved down an Officer saying she wanted to get her $20 back from a lady who sold her plaster instead of crack. The look on the officer's face was priceless.
 
Yet another gem,

LEBANON, Pa. – Police in central Pennsylvania say they've nabbed a real pothead. They said an officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. Investigators said Lopez was seen peering inside his baseball cap early Saturday morning in Lebanon, about 75 miles northwest of Philadelphia. When Lopez looked up, the officer noticed a small plastic bag appearing to contain marijuana stuck to his forehead.

Police said the officer peeled the bag off Lopez's forehead and placed him under arrest. He has been charged with drug possession. Police do not know whether Lopez has an attorney.

Authorities say the sweatband of a baseball cap is a frequent hiding place for drugs.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_drugs_on_forehead
 
double
 
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God...that is the funniest thing I have ever heard....jesus christ.

The bag thing.
 
I'd like to say, due to her age, that it was senility rather than stupidity at work, but it would be sweet nothings to the ear, or eye. Still, the lulz this provides is enough to tide me over for the night.
 

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