"Help Police, my pots been stolen"

[batsone]

I'd like to say, due to her age, that it was senility rather than stupidity at work, but it would be sweet nothings to the ear, or eye. Still, the lulz this provides is enough to tide me over for the night.

or she was just mad stoned

 

[LEX]

Good point.

 

[omid17]

she must be a blonde lol